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Ok so @littlestpersimmon has my all time favorite fam jam art style. Like I dare anyone to disagree with me when I say their stuff is tear inducing and awe inspiring. Hence I commissioned them to do this for piece a scene that I was writing for my pb&j fic but instead I stared at it for twenty minutes, wrote some fluff based on it, and made the last chapter super long to wrap it up because damn doesn’t this make you want nothing but happiness for them?
So in conclusion pb&j is pure, Bell is a beautiful human being, thank you for your time.
holster knowing abt ransoms crush on chowder and them talking abt it and just nudging rans whenever chowder does something Cute or Sexy (or both bc lets be honest that boy,,) thats aimed at rans and rans commenting on his Goalie thin g (where hes super intense during the game and shit) like just the boys flirting bc that is my Shit
“Dude,” Holster says sympathetically.
“I know,” Ransom sighs.
“You told him his helmet hair looked nice,” Holster winces.
“I know,” Ransom repeats, not even trying to hide his grimace.
“I haven’t seen you be this off your game in… ever.” He puts an arm around Ransom’s shoulders, steering him back towards their corner of the locker room and away from the goalie stalls where Chowder is happily chatting with Jack.
“Maybe it’s because he’s a teammate?” Ransom shrugs.
“Nuh uh,” Holster shakes his head, “Freshman year you had Mitchy wrapped around your finger after two practices. This is something else.”
“God,” Ransom groans, “He’s just - fucking - do you see him right now?” He gestures over at where Chowder is sitting in his stall, running a hand through his hair and beaming up at Jack.
“Dirty pool,” Holster says, “Cute, hot, and a little bit crazy. Exactly your type. You never had a chance, bro.”
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Thanks to somehowunbroken and her headcannons for getting me into frog lovin’ :D And I’ve heard she’s having a hard time recently, so this is for her :)
“She asked forgiveness, and I gave it. The truth is, I’d forgiven everything she’d done, and everything she could do. For me, that was no choice. That was falling in love.“
My favourite part about Ransom and Holster not clueing into Shitty and Lardo’s relationship is that they obviously can’t tell when a friendship has gone past the point of platonic, and so it’s completely plausible that they wouldn’t be able to tell with their own relationship.
IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
scott mccall rarepair week - favourite ship: scott/kira
you were like home to me
guys you know what we don’t talk about often enough. this picture
like, what the fuck that’s canon. look at them. holy shit i can not with this. 2.15 blog post
so i was brought back to the hazeapalooza blog post for an entirely different reason, but look!! i found the third instance to finally prove that holster 130% uses ransom’s first name whenever he is jealous
and a bonus, because really n, you’re not even trying to make this boy subtle
Lardo’s ability to hang out with both art kids and jocks is incredible. (x)
Hm, for a prompt, how about Lardo coming out as some kind of queer to the team?
They’re joking.
Lardo thinks they’re joking. She hopes they are, because if Ransom and Holster are being serious right now, Lardo’s gonna have to address the fact that her best friends are morons. Sure, Lardo’s never explicitly stated her sexuality; she’s not really sure what it is herself, other than not straight. She thought that much was obvious. And now Camilla’s looking at her like she’s not sure what’s going on, and Lardo had been so cool earlier and managed to bring her hot date back to her place and these guys are going to ruin it for her.
“See?” Holster is saying, waving his hand dramatically at the girls. “Chicks cuddle on the couch all the time bro, and they’ve got the closest friendships.”
Lardo winces a little at the word ‘friendship’ and Camilla just shakes her head, hiding a smile. Thank God she already knows the guys through Jack, or she might start to think Lardo has bad taste in friends.
“What more do you want from me, man?” Ransom asks, hands thrown up in desperation. “We’ve already started taking communal naps.”
Throughout this, Lardo and Camilla sit stock still on the couch, hoping if they don’t move, neither of the guys will notice Lardo’s unbuttoned shirt, Camilla’s hiked-up skirt. The haus was supposed to be empty, damnit.
“I’m just saying, if we wanna win the championship this year, we gotta up our d-man chemistry. Lardo and Cams are already hella tight. What’s your secret, Lards?”
Lardo looks at Camilla, asking a silent question. Camilla shrugs and nods.
“We’re dating,” Lardo answers simply. It feels good to say.
Holster’s face does a complicated series of expressions and Ransom looks like he’s trying not to react but failing pretty hard at it.
“Oh no. Oh man, are we totally cockblocking you right now?” Holster asks, moving towards his bag in small backwards steps.
“Box-blocking, dude,” Ransom corrects, tossing his own backpack over his shoulder. “We’ll be in the library for an hour… studying and stuff.”
“Make it two,” Lardo shouts to their hastily retreating backs.
can i just be in my head with you?
You can’t tell me there isn’t a Knowles shrine in the house after B and S’s new albums. Bitty and Ransom are ardent followers.
Nursey’s a poet so sometimes he does ridiculous romantic stuff after a writing breakthrough
October 21st– Costume Malfunctions! [part of @omgericzimmermann‘s 13 days of Halloween challenge!! sorry it’s a little late!]
Chowder just wants to be the best shark he can be
(he and Caitlin got #1 Hottest Couple Award at the Haus Halloween party of course)
The Baby Project AU:
Beacon Hills decides that the best way to show their students what being a parent is really like is by making them take care of a “baby”. Some people take it more seriously than others.
Somewhere along the line, Stiles realizes he loves Scott’s earnestness and dedication to a project they aren’t even being graded on, loves the look in his best friend’s eyes at two in the morning when this annoyingly realistic doll starts crying and they stay up all night talking in lieu of sleep, whispering half-forgotten secrets in that vulnerable way of the exhausted. He just loves Scott.
And Scott, well… he was just waiting for Stiles to figure it out.
DCTV Ladies Appreciaton Week: Day 3: favorite platonic relationship » Kara Danvers & Lucy Lane (Supergirl)
After what I did, people don’t trust me anymore. You got me to trust you. That’s a start.
inktober #10
GOTTA DRAW MORE CHECK, PLEASE
my favorite freshman frog, Chowder
Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 5) Junior Year: Bitty
Epikegsters, man. They’re fucked up. Like, wake up in the wrong bed wearing someone else’s underwear, possibly in the wrong time zone kind of fucked up. Every single (epic) time.
Holster has a good night at first — he and Ransom spend the evening wheeling volleyball girls (and accidentally, Chowder) with ghost stories and hockey trivia, and then there’s the whole epic Kent Parson appearance, and the tub juice is extra dire. Lardo is magnificent, ruling the party in every possible way. Even Jack is more in the party spirit than usual, hanging out all casual with Bitty - thank fuck those two are friends now, it was no fun when they were feuding or whatever.
But later on, the vibe shifts. March and April head home early with Farmer because they all have practice the next morning, Kent Parson stalks out of the Haus looking like someone threw up on his Mercedes (not out of the realms of possibility) and somehow Holster ends up sober enough that Shitty sticks him with frog duty.
By the time he wanders back back from escorting Nursey, Dex and Chowder back safely to their dorms, the party has dropped to a dull roar, and Ransom has left a jock strap on the door as the universal sign of getting some.
At least he tossed Holster’s pillow and blanket outside the door first, so it’s not a complete kick in the balls.
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