There Isn’t Enough Jackerry In The World And It Breaks My Heart.

No but this shit gets me every time. Like, it wasn’t just a short little bit it was a solid two months of very real sensation/sound that he had to endure and keep his eyes closed. I feel not nearly enough focus was given to his experiencing of that just to be then slammed back into reality again.

(And that was just his FIRST time at experiencing tons of not-real time because of shenanigans.)

Guys, I don't think we give Jack enough credit for surviving Sagoth. He was mocked, abandoned, gawked at, and severely inconvenienced for months and persevered. He's got some unbelievable willpower.

a secret between you and me 🤫

We all have secrets that haunt us...

Hate to be stranded in the middle of nowhere on the road

“I will do no such thing, and you can’t make me!” Will never fail to absolutely destroy me every time it is one of the most Jack moments ever. MCP’s narration especially delivers it so perfectly.

Highly requested comic from TFTGS Bedside Manor

*fighting some fucked up creature*

jerry: oh shit that reminds me of when i went to Woodstock, shit was wild. i met with thi-

jack: Woodstock? jerry, that happened like 25 years before you were born.

jerry: yeah, Woodstock! anyways, i was talking to this guy, completely nude-

rosa: how did you go to Woodstock?! are you talking about some kind of anniversary for it?

jerry: nope! the real thing. i found an old time machine after i fought off a hoard of Napoleon clones. i still have a scar from it! so, this guy was nude, so was i. it was a whole thing-

jack: TIME MACHINE?!

rosa: jerry why did Napoleon clones have a TIME MACHINE!? and where is it now????

jerry: oh, i gave it to Jimi Hendrix. did you know acid was only like a buck there? i gotta go back sometime

jack: YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE AND WENT TO WOODSTOCK INSTEAD OF OH I DONT KNOW SOMETIME USEFUL???

jerry: HEY! Woodstock was INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT to rock history! plus, i got myself a fursuit and went walking in the woods and someone got a pic me. do you know how important bigfoot is?

rosa: oh my god.

jerry: continuing my story you guys just had to interrupt. i was talking to this dude, and he told me my beard doesn’t fit me. he said it clashed with my blue eyes and pubes, and i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. i don’t want to shave it, but now im feeling self conscious.

rosa: your… pubes?

jerry: i already said we were naked, get with the times rosa!

jack: your beard is fine, jerry. if anything it probably elevates your overall look. there.

rosa: yeah, i feel like it’s very Jerry, you know? cant have jerry without his beard.

jerry: alright! thanks y’all, now back to the problem at hand. how do we banish a space god from this school bathroom?

I'm almost done with uni (grad proj presentation is next week!!), but I was craving drawing kakskskx

So...... a not so quick but quick sketch before I go to sleep 😴

Tagging the 2 biggest Cater lovers I know: @artistnettles @reirei404

The five four finger discount on other people’s phones.

no one talks about how good jack townsend is at pick pocketing. there’s like five points where he’s in a rough situation and he just goes “so i stole his wallet/phone while he was beating the shit out of me lol” and NO ONES NOTICED HIM YET

Tftgs Spoilers:

I just started listening to book one again and I had a realization that when Jack is at one of his appointments with Dr. V and the Dr. starts talking about that if Jack offed himself no one would blame him just make sure you keep your brain in tact cause that's all they need after he's gone. It hit me that in book 4 Rodger makes the comment that they only need Jack's brain and just holy crap Roger has had so much influence over Jacks life and just every time I read or listen to the books again just more and more dots connect.

I’ve listened to this series like 3 times at this point and ONLY JUST NOW did I get the ‘Jack off all night’ joke. 😭

god what a hilarious book series