*fighting Some Fucked Up Creature*

*fighting some fucked up creature*

jerry: oh shit that reminds me of when i went to Woodstock, shit was wild. i met with thi-

jack: Woodstock? jerry, that happened like 25 years before you were born.

jerry: yeah, Woodstock! anyways, i was talking to this guy, completely nude-

rosa: how did you go to Woodstock?! are you talking about some kind of anniversary for it?

jerry: nope! the real thing. i found an old time machine after i fought off a hoard of Napoleon clones. i still have a scar from it! so, this guy was nude, so was i. it was a whole thing-

jack: TIME MACHINE?!

rosa: jerry why did Napoleon clones have a TIME MACHINE!? and where is it now????

jerry: oh, i gave it to Jimi Hendrix. did you know acid was only like a buck there? i gotta go back sometime

jack: YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE AND WENT TO WOODSTOCK INSTEAD OF OH I DONT KNOW SOMETIME USEFUL???

jerry: HEY! Woodstock was INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT to rock history! plus, i got myself a fursuit and went walking in the woods and someone got a pic me. do you know how important bigfoot is?

rosa: oh my god.

jerry: continuing my story you guys just had to interrupt. i was talking to this dude, and he told me my beard doesn’t fit me. he said it clashed with my blue eyes and pubes, and i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. i don’t want to shave it, but now im feeling self conscious.

rosa: your… pubes?

jerry: i already said we were naked, get with the times rosa!

jack: your beard is fine, jerry. if anything it probably elevates your overall look. there.

rosa: yeah, i feel like it’s very Jerry, you know? cant have jerry without his beard.

jerry: alright! thanks y’all, now back to the problem at hand. how do we banish a space god from this school bathroom?

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3 weeks ago

There isn’t enough Jackerry in the world and it breaks my heart.

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3 weeks ago

Tftgs Spoilers:

I just started listening to book one again and I had a realization that when Jack is at one of his appointments with Dr. V and the Dr. starts talking about that if Jack offed himself no one would blame him just make sure you keep your brain in tact cause that's all they need after he's gone. It hit me that in book 4 Rodger makes the comment that they only need Jack's brain and just holy crap Roger has had so much influence over Jacks life and just every time I read or listen to the books again just more and more dots connect.


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3 weeks ago

Tales from the Gas Station Volume 3: Travis

As part of his self-imposed redemption arc, Travis has appointed himself shipper-on-deck for Jack and anyone he thinks Jack might be interested in dating. Rosa. Jerry. O'Brien. Doc Howard. The Bathroom Cowboy. Travis has headshots of Jack and a dating profile that is only almost completely lies,and he will talk up his boy to anyone and everyone who'll listen.

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Jack is desperately trying to collect every copy of that stupid dating profile and destroy them and get through to Travis that this is making him MORE angry, not less

Travis, as usual, does not get it


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3 weeks ago

This fact makes me honestly so sad. But at the same time it’s actually kinda badass on Jack’s part. The taunting beforehand though, god DAYUM Jack.

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3 weeks ago

I’ve listened to this series like 3 times at this point and ONLY JUST NOW did I get the ‘Jack off all night’ joke. 😭

god what a hilarious book series

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4 months ago
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Me calling sick to work makes me look weak compared to this guy.


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Rolls Up To The Stand ♦️👑

rolls up to the stand ♦️👑

Rolls Up To The Stand ♦️👑

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