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3 months ago

my hands are so small that instead of fake nails making my drawing glove uncomfortable, they some how make it fit better. no more floppy fingertips because my hobbit hands are slay.


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3 months ago
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3 months ago
Op Turned Off Reblogs But I Want This Forever

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

3 months ago

*staring at myself in the mirror* IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE ACCURATE, YOU ARE LITERALLY WRITING FANFICTION IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE CANON WORTHY!!!

3 months ago

! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

3 months ago

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

Boyfriend Asked What I Was Doing, Told Him I Was Editing A Picture, Boyfriend Asked "is It Something
3 months ago

that's my mans right there yuppppp

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

Bitches Be Like "god He's So Hot" And He Looks Like This
3 months ago
The Hardest Part Of The Job Is Breaking The News That Lactose Intolerance Is More Permanent Than Death
The Hardest Part Of The Job Is Breaking The News That Lactose Intolerance Is More Permanent Than Death
The Hardest Part Of The Job Is Breaking The News That Lactose Intolerance Is More Permanent Than Death

the hardest part of the job is breaking the news that lactose intolerance is more permanent than death

3 months ago

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

3 months ago

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

I Tried To Leave Kudos On A Fic That Was Already Deleted (i Had The Tab Open) And I Was Expecting It
3 months ago

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

3 months ago

has anyone else accidentally disliked a video and then felt extraordinary unspeakable dread at the thought of being negative

3 months ago

I waited up until midnight just to be able to post this

I Waited Up Until Midnight Just To Be Able To Post This
3 months ago

one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it

3 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

7 months ago

too cringe to talk to my mutuals so i just like their posts

7 months ago

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7 months ago

as soon as i discovered that adding the seasonings from my safe foods into other foods makes them more tolerable i ascended.

would this work for everyone? prolly not.

would i reccomend adding dill to spaghetti to just anyone? also no.

but i'm eating!! and i've got a meal reminiscent of pickles that doesn't taste like straight vinegar!!


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1 year ago

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

1 year ago

James: You’re back early

Asset, grabbing a gun: Meridian’s haunted

James: What?

Asset, cocking the gun and going back to the rift bubble: Meridian’s haunted


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1 year ago
YOU Hate JK Rowling!

YOU hate JK Rowling!

1 year ago

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

1 year ago
MAYBE YOU'RE MY LOVE?

MAYBE YOU'RE MY LOVE?

Ouran poster for ANYC & 2024 cons! I'll have leftovers for sale here.

1 year ago

Hi this is absolutely killing me, could someone please point me in the direction of that video of the guy in like a train station who’s pretending to be a street preacher but he’s reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar like it’s the book of Genesis

1 year ago
Never Fear, O Commenter, I Feel The Exact Same Way.

never fear, o commenter, i feel the exact same way.

so glitchx...

So Glitchx...
So Glitchx...
So Glitchx...
So Glitchx...
So Glitchx...

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1 year ago

fuck

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