my hands are so small that instead of fake nails making my drawing glove uncomfortable, they some how make it fit better. no more floppy fingertips because my hobbit hands are slay.
op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
*staring at myself in the mirror* IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE ACCURATE, YOU ARE LITERALLY WRITING FANFICTION IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE CANON WORTHY!!!
boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
that's my mans right there yuppppp
bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this
the hardest part of the job is breaking the news that lactose intolerance is more permanent than death
My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling
i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software
has anyone else accidentally disliked a video and then felt extraordinary unspeakable dread at the thought of being negative
I waited up until midnight just to be able to post this
one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it
i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
too cringe to talk to my mutuals so i just like their posts
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as soon as i discovered that adding the seasonings from my safe foods into other foods makes them more tolerable i ascended.
would this work for everyone? prolly not.
would i reccomend adding dill to spaghetti to just anyone? also no.
but i'm eating!! and i've got a meal reminiscent of pickles that doesn't taste like straight vinegar!!
this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you
James: You’re back early
Asset, grabbing a gun: Meridian’s haunted
James: What?
Asset, cocking the gun and going back to the rift bubble: Meridian’s haunted
YOU hate JK Rowling!
MAYBE YOU'RE MY LOVE?
Ouran poster for ANYC & 2024 cons! I'll have leftovers for sale here.
Hi this is absolutely killing me, could someone please point me in the direction of that video of the guy in like a train station who’s pretending to be a street preacher but he’s reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar like it’s the book of Genesis
never fear, o commenter, i feel the exact same way.
so glitchx...
fuck