they/he/it • stupid is as stupid does • clownlover and monsterfucker
151 posts
you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
Loving vampires is not all that far of a stretch when affection has felt more like sharp teeth instead of a warm embrace.
gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog
drake?
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
how it feels like when you start yapping about an obscure movie that maybe 5 people have watched but it has burrowed so deep in your brain you can’t stop
the problem with society is we are no longer cringe and free, we were much happier when we could reblog superwholock without a second thought
Here’s a reminder that selfish people make decisions that make things worse for entire communities. #covid #measles
hi i would like to share with you all my beloved pickle charcuterie board
it was very tasty and i'm so sad that it had to be eaten thank you
anyone have advice for existing as an autistic with chronic pain. work is mentally and physically exhausting and i have yet to be considered for any of the desk jobs or receptionist jobs i've applied to. i would be so much happier if i could work and only have my focus on clients and minimal on-my-feet or vice versa.
Do you think vampires mourn the stars?
They remember the time before electric lights. They made their transition from people of the day to creatures of the night - but the change was not so stark, because the night was still bright with the glitter of a galaxy. When they looked up, it was not a single sun that hung in the sky but hundreds. Thousands. Pinpricks of light that travelled lifetimes to shine above the Earth.
Then the humans poured their artificial light into the atmosphere, and the stars were gone. Smothered by a blanket of orange-grey muck.
Vampires have to live where humans are, and humans mean light pollution. To find the stars again would require hunger. Starvation.
They choose to be well fed. They choose to grieve the night sky they used to know
and they say white people can’t cook
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk-jr-autism-study-medical-records/
—cinderella's castle puppet appreciation post ☆
hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER
desperately needing more masc/enby reader x 141 on my feed, preferably tmasc reader. idk where the fem reader x 141 is coming from but a
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | dir. Jane Schoenbrun
film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”
"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope