Life Happens Around You When You're In The Closet

Game of chess anyone? This is pretty cool. What we are seeing here is an area of 23 x 20 kilometres along the Idaho-Montana border crammed between Clearwater and Bitterroot National Forests. You will notice a checkerboard pattern within the land area; each square covering an area of around 1.6 x 1.6 kilometres. Each square hosts trees, which are harvested at different times and have different timber densities and regrowth stages. As a result, this natural pattern has formed. The image was taken with the Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer (ASTER) on-board Terra, the flagship satellite of NASA’s Earth Observing System (EOS). -Jean Image courtesy of NASA

Wake Up

Eddie, wake up.

“Hm? I—I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping”

You were sleeping.

Eddie drags himself up to a sitting position, dazed and bleary in the pre-dawn dark. He looks over to check the time, but the glowing red characters on his alarm-clock’s display are apparently having trouble gathering their wits. He glares and squints at them, which seems to intimidate them enough to organize themselves into legible numbers. He immediately collapses back into his pillows.

“Christ, it’s four a.m.,” he means to groan, though it comes out more like a whine than he’d have preferred. “Of course I was fucking asleep.”

I have been watching television, Eddie.

“Oh, great,” he says covering his eyes with the palms of his hands. “Anything interesting?”

I have found bad guys for us to eat.

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“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

goblin hour starts now

Ever wanted to know what the objectively best thing in the world is?

Hey folks! We figured we’d throw our hat into the ring of Tumblr completions. However, rather than making a themed set of polls, I’ve done just the opposite; anything goes, and you’ll have to make the tough choice between two completely unrelated characters, things, or concepts. Whats better? Your beloved blorbo? Ea-Nasir? Vanilla Extract? Who knows!

Rules— You can submit anything, but said thing must not be inappropriate, offensive, or a real person. Since the past is a lie, I’ll also allow the submission of anyone who was a historical figure.

I’ll be using the tag #nounstourney — follow or block it if you want to.

And there we have it! After a week, I’ll start up the polls and close the submissions. See you then, and may the best noun win!

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Please submit your favourite thing, idea, or concept. Do keep submissions clean though; no excessively dark subjects, political ideas, or in

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we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like