Sampo Nation, I need to come clean about something....
*gets behind podium & taps mic*
I have been gatekeeping something very important from you for 1-2 months now.
And his name is Sampossum-
Here are his earliest concepts:
Then I went off the rails and started doodling him in class a lot
But yeah idk why I only shared Ratpo all this time
Talking about Ratpo, here is bonus Ratpo stuff:
I don't remember if I posted this one:
Oh also, fun trivia about Ratpo: the blacks at the end of his tail, nose and claws are actually burn, gunpowder and ash marks~
I like that compared to Sparkle Sampo is just normal. Like even he thinks she's weird as hell. And I like that for her. Let girls be freaks. Though I am with Sampo on this. Girl there is something deeply wrong with you.
Never back down never what? Cause if you thought I was joking when I said I was going to draw everything in this style…
Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.
short comic based off that one post where sevika first meets silco by mistaking him for a butch lesbian (idk how the timelines work don't think too hard abt the ages lol)
i love arcane
Headcanon that Sampo never had a stuffed animal. To him it's not a big deal, but when Hook hears about it she and the other Moles decide to make a stuffed animal for his birthday (with Natasha's help), which ends up being a small fox with green downturned eyes.
Only problem is, they don't know when Sampo's birthday is (if he even has one)
the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
my variant of Brughel Poisson. I think that if Sampo wanted to pretend to be a female journalist, he would've dressed a little more modestly than he is usually depicted as 🫣
intemperate thoughts
part 2 below (partial nudity warning)
Silco and his terror of a daughter
another sketch sorry
Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century
the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.
Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it
putting the harm in harmony 🪽
miss poisson... (*μ_μ)
鼻気に食わんかったから修正した
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
Ok so apparently Sampo's ability to create a realistic world is actually Sparkle's ability according to the Collab.
So we still don't know much ABT what he can do other than his fighting style in the boss fight.
Sparkle mentions that sampo is much more cautious than her and others, and that if he was in a life threatening situation, he'd use any lie to get away...
It's always fun to dig into Sampo's real self,,, ahhh I can't wait for his rreveallll
honkai eidolon charms part 3✨avail at my shop here!
Hey blade look at this fucked up bird
In the time it took me to finish this the stellaron hunter Sunday theory is basically dead, so rip gone but never forgotten 🫡
Happy birthday to me.. The best gift for me on this day will be a repost.. ^^
one was never enough
he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges