some belobog residents in warriors setting
astral express
stellaron hunters
r/anarchychess is my new favorite sub i love circlejerk subs and its so funny that theres one for chess
"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
trash pandas
(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
Sampo has Kalevalan currency in his idle BC belebog's currency is shields.
I can't zoom in enough to figure out what that symbol on the money is supposed to be. It looks like a bird's wings but then again it's really blurry.
glad to see those spreading the truth
Gustave Courbet (French, 1819-1877)
The Sleepers, 1866
GUYS DROP EVERYTHING SAMPO EVENT DAY 7 IS HERE!! Cannot wait to talk about this so let's get into it:
SPOILERS FOR DAY 7!!
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Can't tell if this is because of him being so mysterious all the time or me overanalysing but SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE?? Hmmmmm do you mean the 4th wall maybe?? HMMM???
Of course this could just be simple joke as well. But the way Sampo acts always makes me question his lines... That or i might be crazy-
Now this is our last item
I've tried to translate the blue words around it hoping it might contain something but it seems to just spell out the name of the item, The Manifest Life of Eternally Homing.
As for the two words on the lower left that are sadly being blocked out by the sold out sign, they spell out: Big data
Which makes sense since the description of the item says to "apply the latest big data algorithms to gain insights into your past and present lives"
But for the binary codes in the back, i have no idea if they mean anything or not. I tried using a site to translate it but couldn't get an answer. If anyone manages to find anything i would love to know!
For the interaction here i find it very interesting. One who doesn't know anything about their past and one we don't know anything about their past. And they both have an invalid rating... All the rating and emantor theories aside what Sampo says here is also quite intriguing. If you think about it he is very contradictory himself so this might also be his way of saying no matter how he acts the person beneath it is the same? Hmmm...
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NO WAY A POSITIVE RESPONSE TO SAMPO?? IMPOSSIBLE.
Jokes aside you betcha i chose the nice one and here is what he says next if you haven't; in which case why would you to that to dear old Sampo :(
Have no idea what he says to the other option tho so if you do feel free to write it in the comments!
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Maybe this is the exact reason he does his scams as well, for the funny tales?
Hey hey hey Sampo what do you mean by hot-blooded past? SAMPO? HEY?? NO IT IS NOT POINTLESS TO TALK ABOUT COME BACK HERE-
SAMPOOOOOOO
GUYS. HE SANG THE KALEVALA POEM. THE LINES ARE THE EXACT SAME. IT IS CANON. I HOPED FOR THESE DAYS. I AM GOING INSANE.
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That event was SOMETHING. Now i am really curious about how much of that poem is canon to our story. This opens up the path to SO many possibilities and theories. One question that i wonder the most is who is our Ilmarinen?..
I can't wait to read all the crazy theories after this. Heck i might even write my own as well (once my exam week has passed) This event will feed us for the rest of the year. BUT I ALSO ALREADY MISS HIM :(
To finish it off here is a picture i took before he disappered (To those who have not played day 7 yet beware because he VANISHES after this talk so if you wanna take a picture don't forget to take one before he doing day 7!)
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A thought crossed my mind after delivering the second package in Sampo's event.
Just like, I find it so funny that Sampo one day just decided to be this little man who scams people here and there. You know, he must find his little adventures so funny, you can hear it in his voice that he absolutely loves playing this character.
I do wonder if Sampo before Belobog was any different, I'm so curious about his past >.<
I will forever hold a grudge against Star Rail devs for making this a side event and not letting me hear this.
Also he pretty much confirmed some stuff so expect an insanely long theory post in the next 3-5 business days.
Might be in part due to the stress but this news legit just made me cry.
y’all ever think about how Aventurine and Sampo are perfect foils for each other o_o
bc i do
they’re both gamblers: high-risk, high-reward, life on the line, all or nothing type people -> but Aventurine will always choose the reward over his life and Sampo will always choose his life over the reward
they’re flashy and flamboyant to draw attention- Aventurine with his shiny clothing, Sampo with shoulder piece and sweeping movements -> but Sampo directs attention that he can flee from, and Aventurine makes himself a target
Sampo pretends to be meek when he knows he can get out of a situation, Aventurine pretends to be confident when he’s terrified a gamble will be his last
not to mention: the fandom has completely mischaracterized and watered down their complexities until these two very shady, very cunning characters are nothing more than hypersexual himbos
I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
can we actually sit down as a society and have a talk about how sampo's event is getting depressing day by day? And how he's starting to subtly reveal things about himself in an indirect way? And how he's CLEARLY warning us of a sad future where we might fall under "a mental state of torment with no escape"..??? Cuz THATS concerning !!!
i survived midterms take this messy sunday
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K'uhul Ajaw
a warm meal
Yeeeey, this is Sampo ,'3
I think a lot about Sampo's life on Kalevala. I think he was quite a sickly child, due to circumstances, climate and poverty. Also, I believe his name is Ilmarinen. and the fact that he calls himself Sampo in the game can be interpreted as the creation of a new self (after all, Ilmarinen created Sampo in Kalevala) I think too much about this symbolism....
Turtles hit the city :33 + snapshots of the sewer lair <3
im actually going insane HES REAL AND HES STUNNING
WE LOVE YOU SUNDAY
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Isn't he just dreamy!!