(Inside a pocket dimension of shadow)
So welcome to my home away from home! Time is meaningless here we can go back after a hundred years if you want and no one would ever realize you’d been gone for that long since you won’t age here!
I don’t have your social anxiety but socializing is difficult. I don’t understand or care about a lot of social cues. I can fake it in public but I do prefer acting behind a screen or pretending to someone I’m not.
It’s easier to hide and pretend than it is to be honest most of the time.
Hi DogDay and CatNap!
How is CatNap’s new radio voice? You know, you’re just like this alien robot.
CatNap: I'm pretty happy with it, I feel like I'm finally normal.
DogDay: Wait, you didn't feel normal before...? CatNap you know there's nothing wrong with you right? Lots of people stutter!
Do you want to talk about your feelings with them?
Catnap do you want to talk with your parents? About the speech therapy?
CatNap: N-No... They said I-I-I hav-e to do i-it
Chapter 2 is out now. Please enjoy.
Inspired by the non canon event the Missing Cat of the Smiling Critters ARG by novalizinpeace
Please continue to support the original creator and all of they’re wonderful creations.
Oh I think I broke him. Also due to your concerns regarding Theodore. I know someone who can help keep him in line. I patched him up so his guts won’t fall out. (A shadow limb lifts BB Dogday from a shadow) this is BB Dogday but if you need a nickname just call him Double D. He can help keep Catnap in line.
To the Bigger Body Catnap:
H̸̳̗̟͔͂̚u̶̧͎̗̔̆ͅr̸̞͒̏͊t̵͈̓̊̒̄ ̶͎̞̣͙͝t̴͉̺̤̮̚h̸̘̼̓̄̎͘͜ͅe̸͉͖̞̓̈́̾̊ ̷̗̕M̶͍͔̾͘͝ị̷̺̍́̔̚ń̶̛͔̬͖̭͗͘i̴̩͒ ̴̛̩̹̀̋D̷̨͓̬̫̏̃̈́͑ő̶̟̭g̸͈̎̌ḑ̷̪̳̄͗̊a̸͔͖͔̞̓̒͝y̷͈̾̽̔͠ ̶̛̜̱̭ă̴͎̋̾̓n̸̠̦͔͈̊ḓ̸̳̔̃͑̎ ̶̱̪̣̆͝͝I̸̥͗’̸̙͚̉̽̒l̶͓̗̇ͅl̴̙̯͑̀ ̶͈̲̀̕ţ̶̟̺͋̏̓͝ë̸̲̯̠̙̈͝a̷̼̗̬͂ř̶͈̀͊͝ ̷̲̥̎̀o̵̬̒͝u̶̟̔̕ẗ̶̯́̾̆̇ͅ ̷̳̃͒͘y̸̝̏̅̈́o̷̞̗̫̝̊̒ū̷̯̜͌͂͛r̶̫͌̈́̓̕ ̵̝̙̬̪́͐̉̀s̴̢̤̣̽̀͐p̸̘̃̆i̸̙̺͂̆n̷͙͔̣͈̓̕͠é̵̼̘̯̽͛ ̷̻̙͖̋ͅǎ̷͈̝͚̫n̸̝̮͛͘d̸̢͓̖̅̕ ̶̡̠̬̲͠m̷̺̫̥̾a̴̖͂k̵̨̊̾e̵̝̽́ ̵̦͆̔y̴̧̛̤̺͛́o̶̺̳͓̱͝u̷̡͠ ̷̧̭̎ͅẅ̷̗͚̱͙́͊͠a̸͇̪͖͎̓͛͘ţ̸̝̪̠͊c̴̼̺̣͎̈̎͝h̶͖̏̔̕ ̵͖̂̎â̴̢̨̨͖s̷̪͊́̐̍ ̸̼̿̈́P̸̭͐͌̒̓͜l̷̲̊͆̒̚a̸̮̠͋͐͛y̸̞͍̏̾̀̉c̶̹̭̀̅a̵̛̝̘͉̔r̷͚̪͊̆̇̐ė̵̘̬̩̌ ̷͙̮̺͛̂̓a̶̘̫̪̅̍n̸̘͊ͅd̶͚̩͛ ̴̧̹̼̄̆t̶͎̍͒̽͝h̶̯̳̑̕͠e̴̢̱̞̮͐̊̅̋ ̸̡̺̘̌͑P̴̛̪̜̟̀̄̃r̵̭͚̩͌̒̑ǫ̶͔͐t̸̩̹͖̀̐͋̍ơ̴̝͍̲͘t̷̪̮͚̒y̷͇͐̓͆p̷̡̜̻͖̈͛̕͝e̵͔̔ ̵̛͖̑B̵͍̫̋̈́̈́̚Ṳ̵̙͉͍̾R̶̟̲̝͒ͅN̷̢̛͙̩̈́̾̕
Also mini DD please have this lavender scented blanket. (gently drapes the tiny pup with the blanket)
DogDay: T-Thank you, but please be careful!
Try it and every anon watching will hunt you down.
Im going to nuke the school
Mommy Long Legs: UNO REVERSE CARD, IMMA NUKE YOU!
HELLO KIDS! How can I help you all today?
Ok. This has gotten crazy! Do any of you mind me giving a hand? I can cut out another piece of my soul to help. I just need a vessel for it to inhabit, like someone’s corpse or a toy either work for me!
I usually make my own but I’m not sure if I can or what’ll get limited by your world’s LAWS.
Poppy: Uhhhhhh....
*They turn around and look at the floor*
Poppy: Oh god we're most definitely gonna get sued for what happened today.....
Miss Delight: You can use mine!
Poppy: DELIGHT NO-
Don’t be sorry! This was an acceptable response to an idiot causing your brother distress!
*Smacks Baby CatNap's face with a waffle* DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!
*Sobbing Baby CatNap noises*
DogDay: GRRRRRRRR ARF! *Bites you*
Miss Delight: DOGDAY NO!
DogDay: Gasp! I'M SO SORRY!