Oh I Think I Broke Him. Also Due To Your Concerns Regarding Theodore. I Know Someone Who Can Help Keep

If someone hurts your family all forms of violence are acceptable! As long as they don’t die it’s fine!

*Smacks Baby CatNap's face with a waffle* DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!

*Sobbing Baby CatNap noises*

DogDay: GRRRRRRRR ARF! *Bites you*

Miss Delight: DOGDAY NO!

DogDay: Gasp! I'M SO SORRY!

Chapter 2 is out now. Please enjoy.

Inspired by the non canon event the Missing Cat of the Smiling Critters ARG by novalizinpeace

Please continue to support the original creator and all of they’re wonderful creations.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54526498/chapters/163230898

Finally posted the next chapter! Thanks to @novalizinpeace for giving me permission to write this fic!

Lewis were you an orphan or an employee of Playtime Co?

[Bigger body catnap] I'm just gonna to say that I am sorry...

[Bigger body catnap slowly walks away sad]

BB DogDay: Sigh, its kinda late for that... But I'll take it, Theo. I know you were being manipulated by the prototype, and you thought you were doing a good thing. And..... I'm sorry I didn't help you. Before you got turned into CatNap, I didn't know what you were going through and if I knew your "imaginary friend" was actually the prototype. I would've put a stop to it immediately, and you wouldn't have died!

*He looks away*

BB DogDay: And if I did that, you'd most likely not be this thing anymore, and you would've gotten to grown up... I know I would've still been turned into DogDay, though...

*He looks back at you*

BB DogDay: Or maybe we would've both gotten killed in The Hour of Joy....

Your the one that broke the only moral code I actually recognize.

1. Don’t hurt children!

2. Don’t touch a woman without consent!

3. Only use murder as a last resort to defend yourself or others!

You broke rule 1. So I feel completely justified in breaking you. Especially since you were going to commit cannibalism on a child. If you’d done anything else to Kickin I might’ve made you a quadriplegic for now I’m satisfied with bodily harm and excessive verbal abuse.

*magical anon teleports into catnaps hospital room at night while everyones gone* Hey kid. Kid. Helloooooo. I got something for you *takes out box of papa johns* {figure i do something nice before i cause more chaos}

*CatNap stares at you scared then write in their notepad*

CatNap: You're not going to hurt me right?

You just need your angel? That’s easy I can just drag them here whenever you want!

Did BB Catnap and BB Dogday get sent back to the factory?

BB DogDay: Sigh... No, I'm still here, I'm just thinking if I should stay here or not...

@catnap-biggerbody you got anything to say?

WELCOME TO THE WATERPOCALYPSE Age of Water Part 1

I play a new game and lose my mind!

Don’t be sorry! This was an acceptable response to an idiot causing your brother distress!

*Smacks Baby CatNap's face with a waffle* DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!

*Sobbing Baby CatNap noises*

DogDay: GRRRRRRRR ARF! *Bites you*

Miss Delight: DOGDAY NO!

DogDay: Gasp! I'M SO SORRY!

And now I can send you home with a few guests.

(Clawed hands cut BB Dogday’s chains and catch him before he hit’s the ground before dragging him into a shadow. Another hand gently guides mini Dogday into a shadow and both reappear inside the hospital.)

(Deep in the PlayCare BB Catnap screams as it is dragged into darkness before emerging inside Poppy’s school)

To the Bigger Body Catnap:

H̸̳̗̟͔͂̚u̶̧͎̗̔̆ͅr̸̞͒̏͊t̵͈̓̊̒̄ ̶͎̞̣͙͝t̴͉̺̤̮̚h̸̘̼̓̄̎͘͜ͅe̸͉͖̞̓̈́̾̊ ̷̗̕M̶͍͔̾͘͝ị̷̺̍́̔̚ń̶̛͔̬͖̭͗͘i̴̩͒ ̴̛̩̹̀̋D̷̨͓̬̫̏̃̈́͑ő̶̟̭g̸͈̎̌ḑ̷̪̳̄͗̊a̸͔͖͔̞̓̒͝y̷͈̾̽̔͠ ̶̛̜̱̭ă̴͎̋̾̓n̸̠̦͔͈̊ḓ̸̳̔̃͑̎ ̶̱̪̣̆͝͝I̸̥͗’̸̙͚̉̽̒l̶͓̗̇ͅl̴̙̯͑̀ ̶͈̲̀̕ţ̶̟̺͋̏̓͝ë̸̲̯̠̙̈͝a̷̼̗̬͂ř̶͈̀͊͝ ̷̲̥̎̀o̵̬̒͝u̶̟̔̕ẗ̶̯́̾̆̇ͅ ̷̳̃͒͘y̸̝̏̅̈́o̷̞̗̫̝̊̒ū̷̯̜͌͂͛r̶̫͌̈́̓̕ ̵̝̙̬̪́͐̉̀s̴̢̤̣̽̀͐p̸̘̃̆i̸̙̺͂̆n̷͙͔̣͈̓̕͠é̵̼̘̯̽͛ ̷̻̙͖̋ͅǎ̷͈̝͚̫n̸̝̮͛͘d̸̢͓̖̅̕ ̶̡̠̬̲͠m̷̺̫̥̾a̴̖͂k̵̨̊̾e̵̝̽́ ̵̦͆̔y̴̧̛̤̺͛́o̶̺̳͓̱͝u̷̡͠ ̷̧̭̎ͅẅ̷̗͚̱͙́͊͠a̸͇̪͖͎̓͛͘ţ̸̝̪̠͊c̴̼̺̣͎̈̎͝h̶͖̏̔̕ ̵͖̂̎â̴̢̨̨͖s̷̪͊́̐̍ ̸̼̿̈́P̸̭͐͌̒̓͜l̷̲̊͆̒̚a̸̮̠͋͐͛y̸̞͍̏̾̀̉c̶̹̭̀̅a̵̛̝̘͉̔r̷͚̪͊̆̇̐ė̵̘̬̩̌ ̷͙̮̺͛̂̓a̶̘̫̪̅̍n̸̘͊ͅd̶͚̩͛ ̴̧̹̼̄̆t̶͎̍͒̽͝h̶̯̳̑̕͠e̴̢̱̞̮͐̊̅̋ ̸̡̺̘̌͑P̴̛̪̜̟̀̄̃r̵̭͚̩͌̒̑ǫ̶͔͐t̸̩̹͖̀̐͋̍ơ̴̝͍̲͘t̷̪̮͚̒y̷͇͐̓͆p̷̡̜̻͖̈͛̕͝e̵͔̔ ̵̛͖̑B̵͍̫̋̈́̈́̚Ṳ̵̙͉͍̾R̶̟̲̝͒ͅN̷̢̛͙̩̈́̾̕

Also mini DD please have this lavender scented blanket. (gently drapes the tiny pup with the blanket)

DogDay: T-Thank you, but please be careful!

(Drags BB Catnap through a shadow) Theodore an anon drugged the kids with stimulants. Please use your gas.

That anon made himself overpowered meanwhile I'm a joke, literally.

I think I should make something to prevent teleportation around here.

BB DogDay: That would be nice, we wouldn't have to worry about people causing chaos....

*LazyBuns and Hoppy and both squirming in his arms*

BB DogDay: Please stop......