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I appreciate your commitment to making Raccoon Man a creature. He has animal ears, a tail, a bone in his dick, and, I can only assume, a pension for mischief. My question to you is: does he still have a weird kind of sort of British accent?

Yup!!

also thank you :)

I need you all to be as obsessed with my version of Raccoon Man as I am

Also, I very much appreciate the fact that you took the time to draw an Entire height chart/ body reference sketch for my silly little ask. You even drew cute little ears and a tail on Raccoon Man.

-B.B.

hehehe :)

Breasting boobally anon here asking if you have any head cannons on the guys heights and/or builds?

I personally head cannon the Milk Man as very tall, like well over 6 foot and built like a brick shit house. Like he's a proper farm boy kind of build.

Orange, however, is only slightly taller than average, if that, but has absolutely terrible posture, so he tends to look shorter than he is.

Grunty Boy is taller than Skykey and will absolutely rub it in his face any chance he gets that he is, if only slightly, "Closer to the sky than him".

This upsets Skykey greatly.

Hi! Sorry it took me so long to answer but I started thinking about Raccoon man a little too hard and go distracted

I made a chart for the most significant deviations from the OG Michael’s build

Milkman’s height keeps changing in my mind but I know he’s def shorter than average

Everyone else has deviations from Michael’s build but not as much as these 5

(Electric Leader and Bug Catcher’s names are Bolt and Buzz respectively)

I come to you with knowledge

Raccoons do not have Bulbous Glandis

which means they do not knot

so Raccoon Man would not knot

(This is following my version of him where he got bitten by a raccoon but instead of getting rabies he just turned half-raccoon)

also Raccoons have baculum

aka bones in their penis