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Bro imagine being goddamn Martin Blyndeff, i could never.
Also Percy swears, but she's the law so it's fine.
i see the spine of the world. sparkle and spine, like the inside. i see the spine of the world. i know it’s mine, twisted and tied.
jane prentiss and her worms outside of martin's house looking through his window and watching him sob into a can of peaches as he has a panic attack on the floor:
[ID: A quick comic done in bright colors of Helen, a woman with long spindly fingers, claw-like red painted nails, and a gray skirtsuit. It also features some random couple she presumably accosted on the street.
Helen, trying to lure the random couple into her yellow murder door: And this is a hellish nightmare death hallway with no way to escape.
Helen: Could be a nursery.
/End ID]
Helen goes back to work and honestly it’s basically exactly the same as before.
Concept: Gender reveal parties for non binary/agender/fluid/secretive people where instead of the honoree revealing their gender, the guests all bring a gender suggestion. Like “cowboy”, “abandoned Blockbuster” or “Victorian child ghost” and then the person picks a winner.
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
I watched Kiki’s Delivery Service for the first time today and it’s a good movie but I couldn’t shake the fact that Tombo is Anime Griffin McElroy and it definitely took away from my enjoyment a bit
I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
🎉 Writing commissions are now open! 🎉
Hi! I’m Mae, and you might have seen me lurking around on here. I’ve decided to open commissions for writing, and that includes short stories, original works and fanfiction!
✨What I offer:
- Original works: If you have a story idea, world building you need help with, dialogue, or anything else, then I will be able to help. If you’d like to just provide an idea, and have me build on that, then that’s fine. If you need help with your own writing, then take a look at beta reading.
- Beta-Reading: If you need a second opinion, someone to edit, and someone to help you with revisions then I can help with this. I’ll provide feedback on your plot, pacing, and overall story.
- NSFW work: DM me or send an ask about this service.
I offer stories ranging from 0 words to 20,000 words. If it is any longer than this, then please be prepared to either be rejected, have to pay more, or have to wait longer.
💰 My pricing is as follows:
£1.00/$1.30 per 100 words, 0.01/0.013 per word, £10/$13 per 1,000 words. Subject to change. I will only ever accept payment through PayPal.
📧 OPEN COMMUNICATION: Throughout the process, I will be in constant communication with you via email/a platform that enables communication. Once the project is over, I will be able to do a maximum of 2 MAJOR revisions (i.e rewriting the entire story, cutting off or adding plot points etc) before I will charge you an extra £2 ($3) for each major revision after this.
💬 How to commission me: If you’re interested, please send an ask with the following information:
- The type of commission you’d like
- A brief description of your idea or specific details for your project
- Word count preferences or specific length requirements
- Any deadlines or timelines you have in mind.
Me, If you will
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