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Chapters: 4/10 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dark Link (Linked Universe) & Everyone Characters: Time (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Dark Link (Linked Universe), Sky (Linked Universe), Malon (Legend of Zelda), Wind (Linked Universe) Additional Tags: Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Betrayal, Everyone Needs A Hug, Four (Linked Universe)-centric, Dark link (linked universe)-centric Summary:

Dark Link (Dink as those pesky heroes called him) was finally ready. His great plan was finally in action. And it will never stop. He had all the time he could possibly need.

  OR 8 times a hero betrayed the chain and 1 time the hero betrayed Dink. | | | | STRANGE UPDATE SCHEDULE

Hylia opens her mouth to speak: I-

Legend: Oh. You’ve come to see me? Well let me give you a tour before you say another word. This here is my wall of my given fuchs. As you can see, it’s pretty empty. Ooh! What’s that? That person seems to be selling fucks. Too bad I seem to be all out of cash! And this dispensing thing- too seems to be selling fucks. Still don’t have any cash though!

Legend: Reasons why Warriors is annoying.

Legend: Number 1) He's annoying.

Legend: Number 2) He keeps stealing my items.

*Legend continues to pull up a 300 slide presentation of 'Why Warriors is annoying'*

The rest of the chain:

Warriors: >:0

LU incorrect quotes PT 2!

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Linked Universe (LU)/other LU inspired things:

Wild was never good at math.

A normal family? With Wild? No way! - A normal adventure? With Hylia? No way!

(Tw: arson) My pronouns are I’m going to COMMIT ARSON!

(Modern au) Four what have you done?!

(Could be modern or normal au) The sockrifice

(Again, could be modern or normal au) Sky wants to sleep in that bed

(Modern au, kinda) Hyrule, HOW DARE YOU PUT PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA-

Ahhh, the smell of land hurtling towards you at max speed.

(Modern au) I wanted to see ‘emo boys’, not Legend!

(Lu version) When life gives you lemons…-actually what is a lemon??

Count the amount of sand in this desert Fi.

Seriously, would you like butter on your ice?? Wait-

The Lu chain + bonuses as funny quotes I’ve heard/seen.

(Kinda Modern au) The reasons why Warriors is annoying.

((TW: SWEARING)) Legend is fresh out of fucks.

Not going to let that ruin my day!

(Kind of LU- could be LOZ) Who truly invented chill??

Why did you let Hyrule burn water Wild?!

How to CORRECTLY talk to a short person.

Hyrule doesn’t understand people.

I’m pretty sure Wild doesn’t learn…

Legend isn’t good at advice.

Legend can’t be both!

Wild, guess again.

Wild- Don't eat sticks.

My LU incorrect quotes part 1!

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Linked Universe (LU)/other LU inspired things:

Post-Lu Wind in War of Eras

Wind can't play chess

Four is not a kid!

Wind's gliding with a leaf

Four during Sunset pt 7-9 & 11.

Dink better not have killed Twilight, Wild's mad!

(Also four swords adventures, or fsa) Four should of left Shadow on the street

The Swear outline of the LU cast.

Wild you should know better then to trust Hyrule

Wild and Hyrule learn about the source of life

Uh oh! Wild broke another sword!

Sky and Four isn't pleased the master sword's broken Wild...

What is Legend allergic to?

Hyrule is wondering why life’s difficult Legend!

(Modern au) Its a true or false question!!

When Wild has the braincell

Yeah, seriously Wind, HOW did you even walk?!

Legend is after you Hylia. You’re next…

Yeah thats fair Wild.

Legend, Ravio is sorry for the intrusion…

Seriously, what is 5 x 2 ??

Wild, we know fire is fascinating, but come on!

Legend can’t take a break in Hyrule!

Twilight’s so proud of you Four!!

Yeah we’ve had worse.

Time and Four, chaos gremlins. Oh and Hyrule, the smart man.

Wild will always come up with crazier plans Four.

Modern au: You can get water.

Modern au: When will Ted.. finally appear?

Sky just wanted you guys to take him up later!!

Don’t insult Four’s height.

How are you so positive??? We’re being sacrificed!

Now thats unpeelable!

Legend, philosophy isn’t a wea- oop that sword definitely is a weapon!

(Kind of modern au) This is how little Legend cares

Red and Wild woke up and chose violence

(Modern au) Legend, don't say that to the customers!

(Modern au) Prepare yourselves McDonalds.

That’s hypothermia Warriors.

DANG IT WILD- sorry habit…

(Kinda modern au)You take that back Legend-

Here’s the link to the info on each au: HERE

Let’s play a game!

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I’ll go first:

Feel free to tag your friends.

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Wild: Honestly, big mood right there.

Rest of the chain - Time: 😶

Time: my mind thinks it’s still 29.

Time: my humor suggest I am 10 years old

Time: and my body keeps asking if we died.

Rest the chain: 😐

A very tired Wild: Would you like butter in your ice- wait no-

Hyrule turning to look at Four: I’m not sure, would you like butter on your ice? … wait a minute-

Four: [dying of laughter in the background]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Four's Colors (Linked Universe) & Everyone, Red (Linked Universe) & Everyone, Blue & Green & Red & Vio (Linked Universe) Characters: Red (Linked Universe), Blue (Linked Universe), Green (Linked Universe), Vio (Linked Universe), Shadow (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Time (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Hyrule (Linked Universe), Wind (Linked Universe), Dark Link (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Sky (Linked Universe) Additional Tags: Contains OCs Summary:

So, this is (for the majority) my LU Red and color fics, I love Red and Four just so much-

This fic will have an ending, and all the similar aus will be grouped together. Ch 1 has the key and is a table of contents. Most of these are Red-Centric, but some may have the colors.

(Note, some are pretty angsty/whump and some MAY contain death, major injuries or otherwise.)

 ((Note #2: I will finish this after I have completed my Ninjago illegal Elemental Masters au fic.)) ^ That explains it all :)

From an Lu weekly prompt, I bring to you… MAIL SHENANIGANS!!

I guess this could also be called.. “From one place to another, a postman’s job is never complete” as the actual title of it.

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"Here, can you please deliver this message to Link?" The young princess (or not princess- this is before that time) asked.

"Of course, you can count on me."

"Here, a letter to my grandson, Link." The old smith handed him a carefully wrapped letter.

The postman tucked it carefully into his bag.

"Oh- and before you go. Take this. You might be safer."

He handed him a knife of sharpened metal, clearly well made.

The postman blinked at the large box the women who lived on the ranch gave him.

"Give this to Link please, oh! and before I forget- Here. Take this for all of your hard work."

The postman smiled at the gift.

"Hey- you! I am in need of your assistance!" A voice called out to the postman.

The postman turned his head, being greeted with a hylian dressed in a purple bunny suit.

"First of all- I have a letter to Mr Sir Hero, or also goes by Link. Secondly, will you care for some of my wares?"

Needless to say, the postman did not buy a single thing- He was far too broke already.

"Here, could you give this to Link, my friend?" A raspy voice asked.

The postman nodded, taking the letter given to him. The old man smiled gently at him.

"Thank you." he whispered.

"Hey, I was told you can bring letters to Link while he's on his adventure with his extended family! Could you bring ours?"

Children crowded around him, holding aloft letters to him.

"Yeah- I can."

The postman blinked at his predicament.

A huge stack of letters sat beside him, and a bowl of soup sat in front of him.

"Eat more dear, you must be famished from your adventure!" the old lady poured him some water.

The girl only added more letters to the pile.

"Please, take this letter to General Link, or just Link. He is currently on an adventure. I've been told you can deliver this to him?"

The postman nodded, taking the letter from the queen.

The queen smiled, her armor clanking as she strolled away.

"Let me guess- a letter to Link?"

"You know it! Wait- how did you know that?"

The postman smiled at the beetle backpack merchant.

"I have a keen sort of eye, one could say."

"Here, I have letters for Link, Link, Link, Mr Hero Sir or Link, Link, Link, Link, General Link and Link."

"Mr hero sir?" muttered the one with the blue scarf.

"Don't ask about it, 'General Link'."

"Jeez- touchy much?"

"Here- payment for all of your hard work."

A mailman's job is never over. I will continue to bring letters no matter what.

He shivered at the cold breeze that swept through the mountains.

Finding the house, he walked up and knocked.

There was some rustling, but soon a middle-aged man appeared, peering at the postman carefully.

"And to whom shall I grant the pleasure to?"

"I have a letter for someone who lives here. Who goes by the name of... Link?"

"That would be me."

EXTRA BONUS

"Hello! I have some boxes and letters to the Goddess Hylia?"

"Yes- that is me."

"So, all of these boxes and letters are from the nine Links."

"Ah- which letter or box did the one who wears no pants give you?"

"This box right here."

"Okay then- not going to open that. Thank you for all you have done."

"It was my pleasure. After all, that's what we angels do, we live to bring joy and happiness. We live to serve."

He was enveloped with a warm hug.

"You truly work too much."

Hyrule: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

Wild: I opened the window and influenza.

Time: What’s upstairs? Unfortunately stairs can’t talk.

Sky: The bird flu? Uh yeah they tend to do that.

Warriors: Based? Based on what.

Four: Apartment complex? I actually find it quite simple.

Legend: You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

Wind: You’re telling me a shrimp fired this rice?

Twilight: Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza going to get a job now?

Bonus

Ravio: Chef kiss? Do… Do they really?

Dink: Who broke into the bar and stole our limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go.

Wild: Hmmm. A desert. Count how many sand is here Fi. That's your first job. Fi: okay. Fi: [starts counting] Four: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HER DO THAT?! Wild: it passes the time. Four: It's going to take so long! Wild! This is going to be so ANNOYING! Wild: I'm curious to see what her number is. Four: NO! he's just going to be counting forever! Fi: [still counting] Four: Wild, what have you done?! This is your fault! Fi: There is only 30 million sand particles in this desert. Wild: See, that was easy. Four: facepalming oh for the love of Hylia.

BONUS

Four: You know- Sky would be super angry if we just had left Fi counting forever. Wild: I know. Sky knows what he did.

*Meanwhile*

Wind and Hyrule dying of laughter in the background

Wind: Time should’ve probably not left Legend in charge…

Legend: I’m turning a blind eye.

When life gives you lemons...

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Wind: Take them aboard your ship to fight scurvy.

Wild: Make lemon cake.

Legend: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.

Four: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*

Time: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!

Hyrule: Throw them like rocks!

Sky: make lemon tea!

Twilight: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

Warriors: Take the lemons. Maybe they could be useful later on.. actually, what are lemons anyways?

Dink: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.

Legend: THE POWER OF THE CARROT COMPELS YOU!

Warriors: I am now suddenly very worried for my life...

Four: Great- how am I going to take care of your sword now?!

Linked universe but instead of the Tempered Sword Legend fights with an orange foam Nerf sword

(Wild and Wind falling)

Wild: Ah! I love the smell of land hurtling towards you in the middle of the night!

Wind:

Vaati: Shad-ow, I know how we're going to defeat the Hero once and for all!

Shadow: Let me guess. We're going to kidnap Princess Zelda.

Vaati: No! We're going to steal from him the source of his power! And then we will use it against him.

Shadow: His Piece of the Triforce?

Vaati: Foolish fool! The Triforce is not the source of his power, his power comes from (close-up on Vaati) ...his pointy hat!

Shadow: Seriously.

Vaati: Yeeees! Come, Shad-ow, let us attain his pointy hat!

Shadow: I guess I have nothing better to do today.

Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.

Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!

Time: People who sleep are weird.

Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.

Fable: *opens the door*

Fable:

Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!

Legend: Portal.

BONUS:

Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?

Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …

Blue: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Vio: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

Spirit: Now I guess I know how you feel.

Hylia: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE- WHAT?!

Din: Watching the chaos quietly.

Hylia: What’s a good response to being stabbed by a knife?

Ravio: Oh no!

Legend: Finally.

Time: Can’t kill me if I’m already dead inside.

Wind: Rad.

Dark Link: GOTTEM!

Twilight: Rude.

Warriors: I think I’d scream.

Sky: I’d just smile at them and die.

Four: You’ve done the world a great service.

Hyrule: Not again.

Farore: Uno reverse, I win.

Ganondorfs + Demise: I’d take the knife out and stab him, then die.

Wild: You gonna want this knife back, or can I keep it?

Hylia:

Hylia: Everyone gets a zero today.

Kinda modern au?

Legend: What have you done?

Four nervous: I moved all the furniture slightly to the right.

Legend: go sit on the timeout chair!

Four: falls off

Legend: leans back, and he too falls onto the floor.

Warriors: laughing, then also falls on the floor

Hyrule who just walked in: ...

Legend: Please let this be a normal family…

Wind: With Wild? No way!

Alternative version:

Four: Please let this be a normal adventure…

Legend: With Hylia? No way!

(Tw: Arson)

Wild: Boy? Girl?

Wild: I identify as a menace!

Wild: my pronouns are I’m/going/to/commit/arson

Bonus:

Wild: Am I a boy? A girl?

Wild: You fool! I identify as a pissed!

Wild *pulls out a sword*: My pronouns are you/better/start/running.

Dink: 👁️👄👁️

Wild: The risk I took was carefully calculated…

Twilight: WE ALMOST DIED!

Wild: I never said I was good at math.

Also Wild:

Wind *aggressive pulls out sword*: Oh no! Its Dink!

Wild: THROW THE CHEESE!

How to get Wild’s attention

Twi: your muscles are a lot like cheese-

Wild: someone say cheese?!

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Vaati crying: PLEASE STOP IT

Idk if Vaati will ever be in Linked Universe but i can’t get this image out of my head.

I feel like he’d just quit on the spot.

*Kinda modern au*

Legend: Shutup, your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos.

Warriors: You take that back.-

Bonus:

Malon facepalming: You absolute idiots.

Legend: DANGIT WILD-

Wild: It wasn’t, me for once.

Legend: Oh sorry, habit. Dammit Wind.

Wind: Not me either.

Legend: Oh… Then who set the house on fire?

Hyrule: *Whistling*

Warriors: This snow got me feeling some type odd way.

Legend: That’s hypothermia.

Warriors: Dang, Hyrule told me it was the magic of Christmas.

Green: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Red: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!

Green: not when you’re playing with Vio. They put in words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.

*Modern au*

Time: Hello Mcdonalds. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.