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To UCD.

This is why you don’t try hiding peoples bull shit.

Oh boy. Oh boy oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy ob boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

Give her some weapons

lets do this

everybody who reblogs this will get a terrible Sanders Sides pickup line in their inbox. every. single. fander. 

hello fellow polygon pals! i wanted to make this into a more coherent post than my regular shitpost abt wanting As Much Cyberpunk Red Gameplay As Possible from our beloved cyberpunk gang.

here is what we know:

alas, saturday will be the final episode of ring box. that being said, it’s been lovely freaking out w/ u all abt this wacky little campaign. jenna is truly an icon

however, as with most youtube series of this nature, there is potential for continuation,

but it’s completely dependent on the views that ring box receives:

as jenna said in her replies on twitter, the best thing to do is to tell your pals about it, if you think they’d be interested! or potentially if you’re into polygon and haven’t gotten around to watching it yet, perhaps now is the time!

i’m not sure how the nuances of view counting works, but it also makes great background noise. i like to have something familiar playing, be it a video, a TV show, music, etc. playing while i’m working on my computer, and i’ve passively watched/listened to ring box a few times since the release of the first episode. i’d highly recommend!

additionally, a good secondary thing to do would be to voice your love for it on social media, to everyone involved, and also to polygon. that way, even if there doesn’t end up being a continuation, the gang (+ clayton, the editor sent right from the gods themselves) will know that it’s treasured among those who have seen it, and that we really appreciate all their hard work.

ok that’s all! have a nice day friends!! 💖💖

I really want to write Dear Evan Hansen fanfiction because to my knowledge there are only seven on Ao3 and I need to change that... And make it more gay.

A sneak peek at the first 3 chapters from the book, Cuphead: Carnival Chaos, are now available to read!!!

Have a look and enjoy!

Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Cuphead

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Wishing all New Series Daleks a happy 20th birthday for the design.

Please reblog with your own for maximum solidarity. It could be the Dalek Invasion of Tumblr (2025 AD)

Im extremely horny all the time. My wife works away, days and weeks at a time, so I'm left to making myself hard and edging until I erupt.

You sound like you want an experienced man. Someone who know just how to be forceful enough to make you his fuck toy, but loving enough to make sure you cum over and over. Watching a woman cum, hearing her building that orgasm and them watching her let it go.... BUT, I don't stop. I keep going. Fucking your pussy with my fingers. Soaking wet and dripping from your cum. Then as I keep finger fucking you, I kneel on the bed to your side and jerk myself so you can see my cock just hovering over your face. Getting rock hard, I lean over you face and slowly push my cock into your mouth. You begin sucking like a baby while still whimpering from the way my fingers feel so deep in you. I like to watch you with my cock between your lips, once in a while your looking up into my eyes, I suck you off of my sticky fingers. I can see a slight grin and sparkle in your eyes, watching how much I love how you taste. My cock still being pulled further and further into you mouth and then I feel your throat close around me. Oh my god, it's the best feeling I've ever had from a curvy girl who loves cock. I look down at your tits, my hand on one, squeezing tightly while your hand is on the other. You're so intent on making me cum, you moan and I feel the vibration around the head of my dick. I let out a long groan and and look down at you again...

I ask you in my low voice, "Do you want me to cum while you suck, because you have me so fucking close, beautiful..." You nod slowly, still sucking my cock like you needed it to stay alive. I'm ready baby. So fucking ready...

"Are you ready for my load honey!" I exclaim quickly giving you another chance to pull me out of your mouth and masturbate me on to you your face...

But, no. You give me a cute little wink and suck me into your throat even tighter... I have to cum! NOW!

I release it all with pump and after pump after pump, you stroking my cock to get all of it and i let out a man-scream and throw my head back and let you empty me into your swallowing throat, the feeling of it, contracting and releasing as you drink my cum as it comes. You're grinning gain and grb my balls with your other hand and pull up and squeeze to be sure your got it all from me. You open your mouth slowly, flicking your tongue all over my cock as i inch it out. I look at you with such reverence as you smile back at me...

Then I grab you by the hair and forcefully pull you up so you kneeling on the bad as i am, tits, belly wet pussy all over my chest, stomach and dick, still twitching now between your legs, you dripping on to me.

I forcefully grab you head and look you dead in the eye and growl, "Who's YOUR daddy now?"

"You are sir. You."

Then I pull your face to mine and grab your lips with my teeth and the kiss you so deep, tongues twisting, tasting my cum that still lingers in your mouth.

When I pull away, my hands still on either side of your head, I throw you back down on you back, grab your knees and spread them, throw your calves over my shoulders, and thank you for a job well done but licking and sucking your wet pussy until you scream again and pass out.