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peak jalph story
Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? šļøššļø
Jack: y-y-yes >/////<Ā
Ralph: wellā¦hehā¦*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boiā- REEEEEš
Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I meanā¦ahā¦Ralph
Ralph: s-s-say that againā¦? >~<
jack: uhm- ahahā¦.lets just pretend Iā¦..Iā¦forget itā¦I guessā¦it was stupid anyway- GAH!
Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*
Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<
Ralph: hehā¦Baka..you say? Wellā¦.hehā¦.you..can be my Baka tooā¦
Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*
Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich ššļø BOI OPEN LE DOOR-
Jack: *TRIGGERED* sighā¦whateverā¦Iā¦Iā¦whatever. *walks off away mad*Ā
Ralph: w-w-waitā¦.Wait!Ā
jack: wutā¦>:c
ralph: I-iā¦.iā¦iā¦
Jack: -_- wutttt. :/
ralph: I..wannaā¦be meh āØ Baka bean āØ ^/////^
jack: le gasp š®
ralph: GAH! Itā¦it was stoopidā¦nvmā¦Iām js a stoopid hooman >~<
Jack: okehā¦hehā¦Iāll be ur bakaā¦..0w0
Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES*Ā
Jack: *le blush and become a āØ T O M A T O āØĀ
the end!!!!!!!
Chapter 2:
jack: Ralph-Chan
Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! Itās jus u *hugs*
*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-
Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<
Jack: so yuh know how weāre liek- bakas n stuff :3
ralph: yeeeeesss āØ
Jack: can I b chief neow ;333Ā
Ralph: *le face palm*Ā
Jack: wutā¦:/
Ralph: HMPH!
Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-
Ralph: do youā¦just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chiefā¦. :/Ā
Jack: *le gasp* I-
Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is datā¦al u think of me :((
jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! Itās- itās not like thatā¦
Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(ā¦I- I donāt know..Iā¦if I can do this anymor-
Ralph: I donāt know if I can do this anymoreā¦
Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*
Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Bakaā¦>\\\\<
Jack: :((((( Iām sorry..Ralph-chanā¦I- you can be chiefā¦
Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs
Jack: *le sigh* itās ok bc ur meh Bakaā¦.
The end lmk if u want chapter 3
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peak jalph story
Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? šļøššļø
Jack: y-y-yes >/////<Ā
Ralph: wellā¦hehā¦*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boiā- REEEEEš
Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I meanā¦ahā¦Ralph
Ralph: s-s-say that againā¦? >~<
jack: uhm- ahahā¦.lets just pretend Iā¦..Iā¦forget itā¦I guessā¦it was stupid anyway- GAH!
Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*
Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<
Ralph: hehā¦Baka..you say? Wellā¦.hehā¦.you..can be my Baka tooā¦
Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*
Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich ššļø BOI OPEN LE DOOR-
Jack: *TRIGGERED* sighā¦whateverā¦Iā¦Iā¦whatever. *walks off away mad*Ā
Ralph: w-w-waitā¦.Wait!Ā
jack: wutā¦>:c
ralph: I-iā¦.iā¦iā¦
Jack: -_- wutttt. :/
ralph: I..wannaā¦be meh āØ Baka bean āØ ^/////^
jack: le gasp š®
ralph: GAH! Itā¦it was stoopidā¦nvmā¦Iām js a stoopid hooman >~<
Jack: okehā¦hehā¦Iāll be ur bakaā¦..0w0
Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES*Ā
Jack: *le blush and become a āØ T O M A T O āØĀ
the end!!!!!!!
Chapter 2:
jack: Ralph-Chan
Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! Itās jus u *hugs*
*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-
Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<
Jack: so yuh know how weāre liek- bakas n stuff :3
ralph: yeeeeesss āØ
Jack: can I b chief neow ;333Ā
Ralph: *le face palm*Ā
Jack: wutā¦:/
Ralph: HMPH!
Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-
Ralph: do youā¦just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chiefā¦. :/Ā
Jack: *le gasp* I-
Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is datā¦al u think of me :((
jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! Itās- itās not like thatā¦
Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(ā¦I- I donāt know..Iā¦if I can do this anymor-
Ralph: I donāt know if I can do this anymoreā¦
Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*
Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Bakaā¦>\\\\<
Jack: :((((( Iām sorry..Ralph-chanā¦I- you can be chiefā¦
Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs
Jack: *le sigh* itās ok bc ur meh Bakaā¦.
The end lmk if u want chapter 3
yall help pls someone made a long long list on here of different lotf au/concepts/what ifs and there was like āwhat if ralph was chief the whole timeā and ālotf from rogerās povā if someone can find that post PLEASE tag me in it i canāt find it and i NEED to read it again it was amazing and id like to write some of them thank you very much any help is appreciated
top 10 downfalls of lotf fandom
10. fanart from the 2000s
9. the two movies AND the new series not having book accurate looking characters
8. INSANE rarepairs that highkey freak me out
7. skinny piggy fanart
6. THOSE aus.
5. roger and simon being snowbunnied
4. jack glazers (sexualisers)
š„ people that call jalph āhomoeroticā
š„ people that call roger a sadist (being a sadist and being sadistic is different, google is free)
š„the soft-boyification of simon
@lotftober2024 day 13!! outfit swap!!
just choir boy ralph, nothin fancy :3
@lotftober2024 day 12!! pretend im bot super duper late!!!
here is jalph as scene kids :D my boyfriend is the one that suggested i do this for the cringe prompt snd i do not regret it
guys.. guess who.../silly (partially posted for that one silly that likes jalph & my style in the reblogs)