Find your tribe in a Sea of Creativity
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAMMERTONG!!!!
*Cheering.MP3*
*Repeatedly slams the short salesman on a birthday cake*
*salesman is pleading for mercy*
*Screamsofhorror.MP3*
*Continues to slam the salesman against the frosted cake*
*Proceeds to slam him against a wall filled with cake*
*Reminds the salesman of his deepest traumas and fears and how futile his existence is*
*Vineboom.MP3*
*Mike.*
*Screams of agony pour out of the salesman*
*Releases salesman back into his habitat then proceeds to beat the ever living shit out of him again*
*Kiss the salesman beat the salesman forfeit earnings to the salesman sell your soul to the salesman*
*Treats the salesman to a meal from Macdonald's*
*The end*
*Yippiee.MP3*