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Derek Hale - Blog Posts
I feared Teen Wolf would be some kind of an heir to this Twilight shit. Then I watched it.
Plus, THE MOTHEREFFING FEELS.
Soulmate AU prompt
Okay idk if this has been made already
But like when you first touch your soulmate color blooms on the skin and stays where you first touch. Y’all know that au already. But
What if it’s villain vs hero and the villain has the hero pinned down ( not skin on skin) and the hero is desperate to get free but the villain just cups their cheek and says “ poor poor hero” or something and color blooms on the hero’s cheek and the villain just freezes.
Sheriff Stilinski, answering a call to the loft: I came as fast as I could, what’s the emergency?
Derek: I accidentally raised my voice at Stiles and I need to be arrested.
Sheriff Stilinski:
Sheriff Stilinski, softer: Derek, we’ve talked about this.
All found family shows have: Hale Pack Edition
(#The first 2 are usually dating)
derek: okay fine, truth or dare?
stiles: truth
derek: how many hours have you slept this week?
stiles: ...
stiles: ...dare
derek: go to bed.
stiles: i don’t like this game.
• incorrect teen wolf quotes •
Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.
*Stiles is cooking*
Erica: Any chance that’s for me?
Stiles: It’s for Derek. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Boyd: Huh. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
*the betas do something stupid and dangerous*
Stiles: I’m not mad, just disappointed
Derek: I’m mad.
Hunter: We have your mate.
Derek: …
Derek: Stiles? Stiles Stilinski? You have Stiles Stilinski?
Hunter: Yes.
Derek: No you don’t.
Hunter: What do you mean - ?
In the background: shit, he’s gone!
Derek: *laughs* Good luck with that.
derek: what is wrong with you?
stiles: loaded question. elaborate.
Everyone: Stiles, don't overreact.
Stiles, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I'm not.
Interviewer to Stiles: So what is it like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
Derek grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would be this happy. So glad he gave me a chance.
derek: i could kill you if I wanted to.
stiles: yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special derek.
scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?
derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
scott: well, do you?
derek: ..yeah, hang on
Stiles: Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you're like, "am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?" Impossible to tell.
Derek, kissing the top of his head: Pancakes?
Stiles, smiling: Pancakes.
derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?
stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?
derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.
Derek: What did you do with the body?
Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?
Derek:
Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Boyd: Several traffic violations.
Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.
derek: Are you ready to commit?
stiles: A felony or to a relationship?
stiles: Because the answer to both would be yes.
isaac: soo do you ever hear void stiles in your head anymore?
stiles: sometimes
isaac: what does he say
stiles: sometimes he makes plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. other times he reminds me to pick up bagels because derek likes bagels.
Derek: u either sit down and do ur work or ull end up at mcdonalds
Stiles: we goin to mcdonalds if I don’t do my work??
Derek: no
How often do you sin?
Isaac: I don’t sin.
Scott: I sin a little.
Lydia: I sin sometimes.
Allison: I sin a lot.
Derek *looking at Stiles*: I’m sinning right now.
Stiles: Fuck that, I am going to Hell anyway.
Theo in BH: I want Void Stiles...
Derek 1000 or more miles away, bolts awake from slumber with cold sweat, sensing a disturbance in the force, booking the first direct flight back to BH, then calling Stiles: Who the fuck are you with right now?
Derek got sent to Superhell in the movie? I feel like I've unlocked forbidden knowledge
I'm watching teen wolf and istg of I don't see a single fic any how in season 2 Stiles was dropped directly on top of Derek, I will go crazy
How is this so in character? 🤣 And Scott is so cute
okay this is how i think it plays out. if you could stop trying to get me with the giant hook to pull me off stage for just a minute. stiles stilinski meets The Winchesters and is like "i have GOT to make these old men cry in front of me". derek hale and castiel make miley cyrus blue eyes type of eye contact with each other, Autism Edition. peter hale swans into the room and Thing One and Thing Two (dean and sam) instinctively look behind themselves to make sure crowley isn't around. self preservation instincts. dean tells lydia that she reminds him of his friend charlie (they're both women with red hair) and she immediately diagnoses him with mommy issues and implies his dick doesn't work. scott has to crane his neck up to look sam in the eye and says "oh we don't kill people here :)" while stiles mouths "that's not true" over his shoulder. dean finds out about the time stiles got possessed and is like. Scoff. Only Once? Amateur. and stiles is like "dude why are you bragging about that". you get it.
Here's some random Teen Wolf on my blog:
I HATE Sterek the ship. I despise it so much I filtered the tags. I don't think I have ever disliked a ship more. And I probably wouldn't hate it as much if It wasn't so damn popular.
I got into Teen Wolf around early 2023 so I was late to the party. I watched much of season one without really knowing how people ship Derek and Stiles so much. And guess what, I loved their scenes. They reminded me of almost like a big grumpy brother and the young very annoying brother. Or cousins like Stiles lied about. Then I learned about the AMOUNT of shipping there was (like 60,000 fics on AO3) and every scene after that was tainted for me. I'd see something funny with those two and I'd like it but I couldn't help but think, man, most of this fandom is probably using this scene to prove that a 23 year old man and a 16 YEAR OLD are in love.
How the holy f*ck did the ship between the 23 year old and the 16 year old even become so popular??? Especially seeing how they barely interact after season 3. Even in season 3 it's minimal.
Also, there is like no evidence that they like each other but people act like there is.... Like come on.
I laughed my head off after seeing this Derek x Stiles tiktok cause it was during the Void scene in Derek's house and it was like 'Derek is always protecting him'. And all Derek was doing was standing there staring. He didn't even seem that worried.
What I kinda got excited for was in season 4 and Derek got miniature, I was like okay I see, a sixteen year old Derek and a 17 year old Stiles, I can get behind this. Then Derek became old again in one episode so that was disappointing.
They don't have chemistry, Stiles is 16 when they meet, and they barely talk after season 3 or even 2. I can only think that the reason people ship them is because they are both attractive or something. I cannot see how Derek is attractive and Stiles is more cute to me but you know you do you I guess.
It's just, why is it everywhere? How is it so popular?
All the fanfictions have to wildly make them out of character to even work! Derek is also creepy, he just shows up at high schools and breaks into Scott's house. He should not be near Stiles for any romantic reasons.