There’s A Special Place In My Heart For Tabloids That Are Straight Up Slander

It’s spirit week at midtown and one of the days is crazy hat day. Peter mentions this to Tony, who IMMEDIATELY suggests Peter either wear the actual spider-man mask, or take one of the Iron Man helmets.

“NO, Mister Stark, I can’t- why would I wear that?”

“Why not? It would be funny.”

“Not once I have to explain how I have it!”

“That would be the funny part, actually.”

“NOBODY is wearing EITHER of those. I don’t know if I’ll even participate, Ned said he-“

“Kid, you’re a genius. Hey FRIDAY, text Ned Leeds and ask if he wants an Iron Man helmet for crazy hat day. He’d go for it”

“MISTER STARK, NO”

How J.K. Rowling felt after basing Snape on her chemistry teacher (who she quite incorrectly thought hated her) thinking he would never see it (he was good friends with her mother, loved the series, and wrote magical beast fanfiction because he — and I have many sources for this — was a mega-nerd, autistic, multi-talented, innately wizard-ish Welshman).

I looked into this guy because I was wondering what he could have possibly done to get Snape, of all characters, based on him. The only thing I could find was that apparently J.K. Rowling took his autistic socializing as “he doesn’t like me” and that this guy was actually a really nice person. Like, unusually so. I went to read up on it again for the sake of this post and had a bunch of “Oh, that’s right; he totally did have a restroom with disabled access installed in the science department for J.K. Rowling’s T.A. mother who was ill” moments, some “Oh, that’s right; he totally was a pillar of his community who went around doing welfare checks on people with violent exes even when he was on his deathbed” moments, some, “Oh yeah, he totally was a feminist who lobbied for women’s rights on a regular basis (my uncle who likes Harry Potter joked that this is why J.K. Rowling didn’t like him)” moments, and some “Oh, yeah; he totally did used to compare his chemistry class to potion making and wizards when kids got bored and sing about it in Welsh with wizard robes on randomly throughout and at the end of the year like a freaking nerd years before Harry Potter was even conceived” moments.

TL;DR: This has been a J.K. Rowling are you fucking kidding me post and also Snape is a feminist by proxy; I don’t make the rules.

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zukka + 86 ! (stop moving or i'm going to have to start over counting)

“Stop moving! I’m going to have to start counting all over again!”

“Dude, I don’t think they’re listening to you,” Sokka says, leaning against his car and watching the kittens run around Zuko’s legs, all of them meowing so loudly that Sokka is already starting to get a headache.

“I think…okay, I counted seven kittens. That’s not too bad, I mean I think that…yeah, that's manageable.”

He looks up from where he is kneeling on the side of the road and Sokka raises an eyebrow. "Manageable?"

"Yeah, definitely. Do you have a box?"

Sokka blinks at him. "I'm sorry, what's going on?"

"We are putting the kittens in a box to make it easier to drive them to my apartment," Zuko explains as if it's obvious. He seems unperturbed as some of the kittens start to climb in his lap or nip at his fingers as he pets them.

"You're joking."

"When have I ever joked about cats?" Zuko rolls his eyes. “I’ll hold on to them, and can we stop at a pet store on the way? I'll just grab a couple cans of food, and maybe some toys, try and tire them out enough to get them to sleep..."

Sokka groans. “Do you hear yourself? We should take them to a shelter, if anything! You really want to take seven little demons to your apartment?”

“Come on, Sokka. They’re probably scared, and cold, and hungry. The sun is about to set, I’ll take care of them tonight and then find a good shelter for them in the morning,” Zuko says. He holds up one of the kittens next to his own puppy dog eyes, as if the sight would make Sokka take pity on the little cat. “Look at them, you can’t say no.”

Sokka doesn’t look at the kitten, though. He doesn’t look at any of them, even as some of them start to wander over to him curiously. He doesn’t have space in his mind for anything except for the fact that Zuko is looking at him like that, and Zuko wants to stop everything to help these little creatures, and he knows Zuko is the kind of guy to go to the ends of the earth to help a cat in need but fuck seeing it in action is—

Oh.

Oh.

“Oh my god,” Sokka groans.

Zuko takes his reaction for acceptance and his face lights up and no, that’s even worse.

Sokka turns away so Zuko doesn’t see the panic in his eyes, and with a sigh he opens his trunk and empties a box of junk for the kittens to be herded into.

What the fuck is happening? What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you feeling?

No time for that. No time for lingering on the way Zuko’s hand brushes his as they try and put all the kittens in the box. It takes fifteen minutes to get them all gathered (there were actually eight of them) but Sokka doesn’t mind. By the end of it his side hurts from laughing and Zuko’s eyes are sparkling and the pressure in his chest feels more thrilling than terrifying.

And if Sokka keeps glancing over at Zuko on the drive to the pet store and Zuko catches his eye and looks away shyly, well. They only have eight kittens as their witnesses.

I made a Spiderman!Enid AU thread on Twitter so I drew it lmfao

Her name is WolfSpider (duh) and her costume is BLINDING and she owns her own fan blog where she takes her own pictures ala the OG Peter Parker

Wednesday found out her secret identity the literal first day they became roommates and for the longest time didn’t say anything because she found it fascinating how someone so BAD at keeping their identity a secret could still REMAIN a secret.

Later on when the reveal happened (and subsequent confession) Wednesday would help Enid track down whatever the next villains plan was and they become an unstoppable due

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Cat!Stephen and the Scarf of Levitation

Don't separate them!

“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”

STFU😭😭😭😭

Laura calling tweek Craig's "boytoy" will always be so supirior to me

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU