Fire Lord Zuko Passing A Law That Forbids Challenging Anyone Under The Age Of Majority To Agni Kai

zukka + 86 ! (stop moving or i'm going to have to start over counting)

“Stop moving! I’m going to have to start counting all over again!”

“Dude, I don’t think they’re listening to you,” Sokka says, leaning against his car and watching the kittens run around Zuko’s legs, all of them meowing so loudly that Sokka is already starting to get a headache.

“I think…okay, I counted seven kittens. That’s not too bad, I mean I think that…yeah, that's manageable.”

He looks up from where he is kneeling on the side of the road and Sokka raises an eyebrow. "Manageable?"

"Yeah, definitely. Do you have a box?"

Sokka blinks at him. "I'm sorry, what's going on?"

"We are putting the kittens in a box to make it easier to drive them to my apartment," Zuko explains as if it's obvious. He seems unperturbed as some of the kittens start to climb in his lap or nip at his fingers as he pets them.

"You're joking."

"When have I ever joked about cats?" Zuko rolls his eyes. “I’ll hold on to them, and can we stop at a pet store on the way? I'll just grab a couple cans of food, and maybe some toys, try and tire them out enough to get them to sleep..."

Sokka groans. “Do you hear yourself? We should take them to a shelter, if anything! You really want to take seven little demons to your apartment?”

“Come on, Sokka. They’re probably scared, and cold, and hungry. The sun is about to set, I’ll take care of them tonight and then find a good shelter for them in the morning,” Zuko says. He holds up one of the kittens next to his own puppy dog eyes, as if the sight would make Sokka take pity on the little cat. “Look at them, you can’t say no.”

Sokka doesn’t look at the kitten, though. He doesn’t look at any of them, even as some of them start to wander over to him curiously. He doesn’t have space in his mind for anything except for the fact that Zuko is looking at him like that, and Zuko wants to stop everything to help these little creatures, and he knows Zuko is the kind of guy to go to the ends of the earth to help a cat in need but fuck seeing it in action is—

Oh.

Oh.

“Oh my god,” Sokka groans.

Zuko takes his reaction for acceptance and his face lights up and no, that’s even worse.

Sokka turns away so Zuko doesn’t see the panic in his eyes, and with a sigh he opens his trunk and empties a box of junk for the kittens to be herded into.

What the fuck is happening? What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you feeling?

No time for that. No time for lingering on the way Zuko’s hand brushes his as they try and put all the kittens in the box. It takes fifteen minutes to get them all gathered (there were actually eight of them) but Sokka doesn’t mind. By the end of it his side hurts from laughing and Zuko’s eyes are sparkling and the pressure in his chest feels more thrilling than terrifying.

And if Sokka keeps glancing over at Zuko on the drive to the pet store and Zuko catches his eye and looks away shyly, well. They only have eight kittens as their witnesses.

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) | Deleted Scenes - A Film by Flash Thompson’s Phone

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

oml

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Viktor: You're smiling what happened

Yurio: Can't I just be smiling

Otabek: JJ tripped and fell in the parking lot

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

(spider-man 2099 v1 #17, 1994)

ppl have GOT to understand that just because miguel isn’t particularly quippy as spider-man it doesn’t mean that he’s not funny. he’s fuckign hilarious u guys r just mean

It’s a banger 😌↕️

idk if anybody will see this, but if you do then merry christmas !!

*fangirls sooooo hard* 

Tom serenading his boyrfriend