you can pretend i don’t exist but i still made you cum
i want this etched into my gravestone (via unclefather)
You probably let old nasty men fuck you for free.
Your dad pays well
Took me a sec
I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much you enjoy them and their existence.
Unknown (via deeplifequotes)
NY needs one
Two-Dad Fathers’ Days Cards