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Oh Funk Branch Au by @bbc-trolls, I never stopped loving you

Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!

I think imma do this too, school is ending soon and I will be bored, so tell meh what number and what ship!

Drabble Challenge!

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“I need a place to stay.”

“Well, that’s tragic.”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“Dear Diary, …”

“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

“I lost our baby.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“What’s the matter, sweetie?”

“You’re Satan.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

“Did you just hiss at me?”

“Do you really need all that candy?”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

“No. Regrets.”

“How drunk was I?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“Be you. No one else can.”

“I haven’t slept in ages.”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

“You work for me. You are my slave.”

“Take your medicine.”

“They’re monsters.”

“Welcome to fatherhood.”

“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“The kids, they ambushed me.”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

“Stop being so cute.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“You need to see a doctor.”

“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

“This is girl talk, so leave.”

“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

“There’s a herd of them!”

“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“I’m late.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“I could punch you right now.”

“Are you going to talk to me?”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”

“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

“Here, take my blanket.”

“I don’t want you to stop.”

“How could I ever forget about you?”

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

“Run for it!”

“We need to talk.”

“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

“I want a pet.”

“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

“I’m not wearing a dress.”

“I’m not wearing a tie.”

“Quit beating me up!”

“Please put your penis away.”

“It’s a Texas thing.”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“Does he know about the baby?”

“Hold still.”

“I just ironed these pants!”

“Enough with the sass!”

“Show me what’s behind your back.”

“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

“Stay awake.”

“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

“You’re not interested, are you?”

“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

“Tell me you need me.”

“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

“I had a bad dream again.”

“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”

“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”

“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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…*quietly scoots this in and sulks away.

Previous Comic Parts: http://chibiceramir.tumblr.com/replacEDcomic

Written Version: http://chibiceramir.tumblr.com/replacEDfanfic

Branch: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Trickee: ... Your what? Branch: My friends. Ablaze: is he saying “friends”? Hype: I think he's being sarcastic. Boom: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Branch! All of your friends are in this room. Branch: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

Just realized Branch probably would have had to have been in Kismet between Trolls 1 and World Tour for it to make sense timeline wise because he said in the first movie that he didn't sing a single note after his grandma dies and I doubt he would have been in 2 boy bands before the age of what, 10? So yeah, he would have had to have been in Kismet AND have had frosted tips between movie 1 and movie 2. Boom. Just fixed my own timeline.

I wonder how the Turtles would react to Ronin Mikey.

Personally I would like to think they would initially try to persuade themselves that that’s not their Mikey, their Mikey is different. But all Mikey’s, no matter what dimension, know too well that they would be doing the same thing.

So their brothers turn to their Mikey for some kind of reassurance, but only see the hardened stare straight ahead.

“You are all everything to me.” Is all Mikey says, what every Mikey will say in every dimension. “Without that…I’m not sure what will be left of me.”

I have this encounter especially in mind for 2003 turtles because darker glimpses of Mikey are shown throughout the show. Take SAINW. He’s basically a ghost without his brothers.

Eh, I’m gonna draw this at one point now. You got me thinking too much about the tragedy of Michelangelo’s character as a whole, and what role he plays, and just how important his brothers are to him.

Give us more Mikey content. This turtle has been cast aside for WAY too long.

Another one for @gaypiratehell 's zosan denpals au on twt (link in comments) sorry no rendered drawings bc I'm busy crying

Soooooo what happens if the consul and high warlock both get arrested XD