I Feel Like If I Was In Succession I Would Be Able To Kill Logan Roy And Become CEO Just By Telling Him

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

The fact that there’s no mannequin au fanfics out there makes me sick to my stomach. Does no one know how to have fun anymore 😔 a movie about a artist who falls in love with a muse that has inspired artists throughout centuries in a romcom where they are a mannequin brought back to life bc of the love they were given just for his gay friend to simply accept that this man talks to, dresses up, and has sex with said mannequin. Without knowing she’s alive with no comment. 🙄 ✋ they just don’t make movies with passion anymore

fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot