Mal’s inability to tell the truth.
Ben’s inability to accept that harsh measures must be made.
Audrey’s inability to take defeat gracefully.
Carlos’s inability to be at Jane’s birthday party.
Evie’s inability to confess love to a man.
Jay’s inability to be straight.
Uma’s inability to not care about the well being of every sing person on the face of the earth.
Harry’s inability to keep it in his pants.
Gil’s inability to shut up at the right time.
Chad’s inability to leave the closet (I CALLED IT!)
Doug’s inability to have more than 4 lines.
This is accurate.
I am Light Yagami in all forms.
I await the day I receive the Death Note.
So the just may prevail.
🎵 Where is the justice....
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
i’m up at 1 am thinking about the fact that 1) andi and Jonah never looked back at one another, 2) Buffy and Marty never looked back at one another, but who has looked back at one another? who is the only pairing on the show that has looked back at one another?
3) tj and cyrus
a testament to what will be a long and happy relationship for years to come !
I'm so proud to have gotten heath
made a clown quiz please take it!
Okay but I actually had my middle finger taken off and I asked to keep it in a jar and they said it's illegal
So I wish I lived in op's dream
My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.
Cameron Boyce just passed away and it feels so wrong. Like something went wrong with the universe. A glitch.
Reason why, based on past and current experiences, I would be the worst main character in a horror movie:
1. One time I was babysitting my siblings and I heard a loud thump so I went up to check on my five year old brother and he was sitting in the middle of his floor. I asked what he was doing and he said “It’ll all be over soon.” so I kissed his head and said goodnight and left.
2. When I was thirteen my door fell off it’s hinges while I was reading in my bed and I found screws and fixed it and never told anyone or thought about it again.
3. I woke up in my backyard with a bible on my chest, brushed myself off, and went and ate some cereal.
4. My sister woke me up terrified and brought me to my older sister who was banging her head on a wall while asleep, I walked her to bed and tucked her in, and none of us said anything about it again.
5. My grandma told me our house was haunted and I said “they seem to be pretty quiet ghosts then.” Right as a cup fell off the counter without anyone near it, I said “that was petty.” And asked my grandma if she wanted to play cards.
6. The heirloom doll that sits in a box under my bed randomly showed up in my windowsill. I figured it was a better spot anyway and left it. It never moved again.
7. I planted some seeds from a box I found in the garage, and the next day all our plants died so I dug them up and put them back, and everything went back to normal.
8. I moved from a room upstairs to one downstairs and my things kept getting thrown into the hall when I wasn’t home, so I stood in the middle of the room and said, “I’m here now. Deal with it.” My stuff never got thrown out after that.
9. My dad told me he’d been hearing strange noises in the living room at night so I moved the bird cage in there and my dad said it stopped that night.
10. I watched a bunch of my books fall off my shelves so I picked up all the fallen ones and gave them to my grandpa and that was the end of it.
Reblogging to say that all of this is true about cats!
But, just as with dogs, you can train them!
It's good to train pets, both cats and dogs.
If you are crating your dog in order to stop it from doing something while you're not home, work to train the behavior away! It will take time, and in the meantime do what you need to, but unless your pet prefers a crate, it's never the solution!
Why don’t ppl crate their cats if they keep getting into things 🤔
There’s lotsa pressure for ppl to crate dogs. He spills his water bowl when I’m not home :( the internet is immediately U ShOuLd HaVe CrAtEd HiM!!!
100% crate ur dog, fully support, but why is it just like oh my cat eats plastic and shits in my bed and harasses the bird when I’m not home 🥰 and everyone is just “oh just cat things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Nah bro. Crate that bitch.
She is amazingly. 🐍
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