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Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

he spoke in bad posts but his heart was true

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

i love you and we will make it thru this together

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Clean version of a comic I drew in history class

Found this on reddit and thought I would share.

Many such cases

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

damn me and my long ass url😫

w-when he sees me-waitress

e-emergency contact-ptv

i-I don't care-violent vira

r-real men-mitski

d-dont trust me 30h!3

t-taratula girl-violent vira

h-hell above-ptv

i-I don't care if your contagious-ptv

n-new perspective-p!atd

g-god complex-violent vira

i-if I loved you-npmd

n-nerdy prudes must die-npmd

t-the pitiful children-bmc

h-hold on untill-ptv

e-everywhere I go-Hollywood undead

c-caraphernelia-ptv

o-one hundred sleepless nights-ptv

r-ratatata-baby metal

n-new wand-Tyler the creator

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Im missing two 😮‍💨😔

URL Song Game with a twist!

Write down your url only using songs from your Top Songs of 2024 playlist and tag as many people as the letters in your url

thanks for the tag @ecstarry & @v7lgar <3

d - dark signs by sleep token

o - overcompensate by twenty one pilots

o - obsessed by sophie powers

m - my year in lists by los campesinos!

e - earned it by the weekend

d - die4u by bring me the horizon

t - the othering by sleep token

o -

k - kryptonite by call me karizma

i - in media res by los campesinos!

l - like that by sleep token

l - levitate by sleep token

np tag : @honeybcj @godsofwoes @dracure @reformedpeasant @thorn-rosed and who ever else

A single dad and his daughter

Um, holy shit!?

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

dante isn't stupid guys.. yea he does fool around a lot prob to feel/appear more confident/unfazed or to cope with emotions or whatever but...

he's actually a quick thinker (you can see that in battles), and he easily figures out what's going on and who's his enemy (uhh we just ignore how he didn't recognize nelo angelo for so long... he probably couldn't believe his brother could be alive) and he picks up on new battle styles very fast (altho well its probably some demon power stuff but whatever), and he kinda acts almost like a pi in some arcs?

also most of the lines that appear when you interact with objects (at least in dmc1 and dmc3 for what i've experienced personally) look like that's his thoughts! and he's quite calm and sensible on the inside, and he also seems interested in symbolic meanings of all the statues and pictures and stuff (kinda reminds me of how vergil/v is interested in poetry), and he also seems interested in books/logs in the castle and he even flips through them to figure out what this rooms purpose was

so uhh... that was a lot of barely coherent thoughts my conscience is mildly decaying but what i wanted to say plss dante is NOT dumb he's acting silly and maybe he's a bit weird/eccentric at times, esp when interacting with others but he's not stupid (or at least i think so) !!

i just saw people who portray him totally braindead and uhhh 🤕 well ig its fine its just jokes i do sometimes joke about how he's silly too