*begins My Letter Explaining My Love For You With A Formal Introduction To Set Theory*

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

getting crazy sexually aroused at the thought of sending 100 of my bravest warriors on a suicide mission. i dont even really care what theyre doing out there

minecraft wolf

if i ever have another boyfriend i’d like him to be a little fish that will eat the dead skin of my fingers

Men masturbate to shit that would be considered an actual fucking crime in literally any other context outside of porn and then act like that has no influence whatsoever on how they view and interact with women.

crayfish galore!

Talk to the hand - winged

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

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