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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I’m trying to prove something.
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I’m trying to prove something.
reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
YOU hates terfs
4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins.”
The nurse tells the second man: “Congratulations you’re having triplets.”
The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the 3M company.”
The nurse tells the third man: “Congratulations You’re having quadruplets.”
The third man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence i work at the 4 seasons hotel.”
The fourth man is screaming and banging his head on the wall
The nurse asks him: “What’s wrong?”
He responds: “I screwed up, i work at 7UP”
I firmly believe that Jazz and Prowl adopt every single baby that comes along, to Jazz's delight and Prowl's horror.
Jazz is the fun one who plays games and understands how to care for sparklings correctly. Prowl is the stern one who brings the children to work instead of finding a babysitter.
Also, I enjoy drawing sparkling lamborghinis.
The roots and homophones of names in Encanto (Part 2)
Alma - Nourishing
Pedro - Stone, rock
Félix - Lucky, fortunate
Agustín - Magnificent
Mariano Guzman - Manly Good Man
Madrigal - "Gift from God"; "From the Womb", "Song of Unaccompanied Voices"
are we not gonna talk about how there’s a moment in sonic 06 where knuckles just straight up ragdolls in the middle of a cutscene
broke: shockwave drinks through his face
woke: shockwave drinks by sticking his cannon into things and using it like a straw
Evil dude that's way in over their head: We will take over this "Ghost Zone" and from there use it as a base to take over the rest of the multiverse!
Danny: umm yeah okay but you're gonna have to talk with the Ghost King about that.
Evil dude: Whose the Ghost King???
Danny, the crown of fire suddenly appearing over his head: Me
Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup
ok so here are some tips for pirating and torrenting.
BASICS YOU NEED. these are non-negotionable.
1. a good VPN, paid for.
I know I know to start a piracy post with “you have to pay for the first step” IS a bad look but free VPNs are worse than no VPNs, don’t ever torrent or even go on a pirating site without one. (+ on public wifi you are also very much in danger of getting your info stolen) you should already have a VPN, I have nordvpn and a LOT of YouTubers can give you discounts in their videos too, so be on the lookout for that.
2. Get a good anti-virus software.
This is a “worst-case scenario” type deal where you got a little bit too cocky and downloaded stuff you shouldn’t have. no worries though! I do think that there are some decent anti-virus software out there, I personally use Bitdefender, but there are many out there and you should really consider having one.
3. Adblock
speaks for itself
Sites, recourses, ect
1. Now, Pirating.
Here are the two Reddit threads I use (piracy for gaming has good tips on torrents and what to avoid to start out) (and r/piracy for when you’re ready to start diving into general stuff) I’ve tested out a lot of the links and such, and while some are dead and deleted threads most are in use. BTW Thepiratebay is used a lot for torrenting and is safe as far as I know. I use it for a lot of my pirating tbh and I haven’t had problems with it. check the comments of a torrent if you’re suspicious.
go fourth and never pay for stupid streaming sites or shitty anime pirating sites with too many ads!
24 Invaluable Skills To Learn For Free Online This Year
Here’s an easy resolution: This stuff is all free as long as you have access to a computer, and the skills you learn will be invaluable in your career, and/or life in general.
1. Become awesome at Excel.
Chandoo is one of many gracious Excel experts who wants to share their knowledge with the world. Excel excellence is one of those skills that will improve your chances of getting a good job instantly, and it will continue to prove invaluable over the course of your career. What are you waiting for?
2. Learn how to code.
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Perhaps no other skill you can learn for free online has as much potential to lead to a lucrative career. Want to build a site for your startup? Want to build the next big app? Want to get hired at a place like BuzzFeed? You should learn to code. There are a lot of places that offer free or cheap online coding tutorials, but I recommend Code Academy for their breadth and innovative program. If you want to try a more traditional route, Harvard offers its excellent Introduction to Computer Science course online for free.
3. Make a dynamic website.
You could use a pre-existing template or blogging service, or you could learn Ruby on Rails and probably change your life forever. Here’s an extremely helpful long list of free Ruby learning tools that includes everything from Rails for Zombies to Learn Ruby The Hard Way. Go! Ruby! Some basic programming experience, like one of the courses above, might be helpful (but not necessarily required if you’re patient with yourself).
4. Learn to make a mobile game.
If you’re not interested in coding anything other than fun game apps, you could trythis course from the University of Reading. It promises to teach you how to build a game in Java, even if you don’t have programming experience! If you want to make a truly great game, you might want to read/listen up on Game Theory first.
5. Start reading faster.
Spreeder is a free online program that will improve your reading skill and comprehension no matter how old you are. With enough practice, you could learn to double, triple, or even quadruple the speed at which you read passages currently, which is basically like adding years to your life.
6. Learn a language!
With Duolingo, you can learn Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, or English (from any of the above or more). There’s a mobile app and a website, and the extensive courses are completely free.
Full disclosure: BuzzFeed and other websites are in a partnership with DuoLingo, but they did not pay or ask for this placement.
7. Pickle your own vegetables.
Tired of your farmer’s market haul going bad before you use it all? Or do you just love tangy pickled veggies? You too can pickle like a pro thanks to SkillShare and Travis Grillo.
8. Improve your public speaking skills.
You can take the University of Washington’s Intro to Public Speaking for free online. Once you learn a few tricks of the trade, you’ll be able to go into situations like being asked to present at a company meeting or giving a presentation in class without nearly as much fear and loathing.
9. Get a basic handle of statistics.
UC Berkeley put a stats intro class on iTunes. Once you know how to understand the numbers yourself, you’ll never read a biased “news” article the same way again — 100% of authors of this post agree!
10. Understand basic psychology.
Knowing the basics of psych will bring context to your understanding of yourself, the dynamics of your family and friendships, what’s really going on with your coworkers, and the woes and wonders of society in general. Yale University has its Intro to Psychology lectures online for free.
11. Make your own music.
Step one: Learn how to play guitar: Justin Guitar is a fine and free place to start learning chords and the basic skills you’ll need to be able to play guitar — from there, it’s up to you, but once you know the basics, just looking up tabs for your favorite songs and learning them on your own is how many young guitar players get their start (plus it’s an excellent party trick).
Step two: A delightful free voice lesson from Berklee College Of Music.
Step three: Have you always thought you had an inner TSwift? Berklee College of Music offers an Introduction to Songwriting course completely for free online. The course is six weeks long, and by the end of the lesson you’ll have at least one completed song.
Step four: Lifehacker’s basics of music production will help you put it all together once you have the skills down! You’ll be recording your own music, ready to share with your valentine or the entire world, in no time!
12. Learn to negotiate.
Let Stanford’s Stan Christensen explain how to negotiate in business and your personal life, managing relationships for your personal gain and not letting yourself be steamrolled. There are a lot of football metaphors and it’s great.
13. Stop hating math.
If you struggled with math throughout school and now have trouble applying it in real-world situations when it crops up, try Saylor.org’s Real World Math course. It will reteach you basic math skills as they apply IRL. Very helpful!
14. Start drawing!
All kids draw — so why do we become so afraid of it as adults? Everyone should feel comfortable with a sketchbook and pencil, and sketching is a wonderful way to express your creativity. DrawSpace is a great place to start. (I also highly recommend the book Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain if you can drop a few dollars for a used copy.)
15. Make your own animated GIF.
BuzzFeed’s own Katie Notopoulos has a great, simple guide to making an animated GIF without Photoshop. This is all you need to be the king or queen of Tumblr or your favorite email chains.
16. Appreciate jazz.
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Have you never really “gotten” jazz? If you want to be able to participate in conversations at fancy parties and/or just add some context to your appreciation of all music, try this free online course from UT Austin.
17. Write well.
Macalester College’s lecture series is excellent. If you’re more interested in journalism, try Wikiversity’s course selection.
18. Get better at using Photoshop.
Another invaluable skill that will get you places in your career, learning Photoshop can be as fun as watching the hilarious videos on You Suck At Photoshop or as serious as this extensive Udemy training course (focused on photo retouching).
19. Take decent pictures.
Lifehacker’s basics of photography might be a good place to start. Learn how your camera works, the basic of composition, and editing images in post-production. If you finish that and you’re not sure what to do next, here’s a short course on displaying and sharing your digital photographs.
20. Learn to knit.
Instructables has a great course by a woman who is herself an online-taught knitter. You’ll be making baby hats and cute scarves before this winter’s over!
21. Get started with investing in stocks.
If you are lucky enough to have a regular income, you should start learning about savings and investment now. Investopedia has a ton of online resources, including this free stocks basics course. Invest away!
22. Clean your house in a short amount of time.
Unf$#k Your Habitat has a great emergency cleaning guide for when your mother-in-law springs a surprise visit on you. While you’re over there, the entire blog is good for getting organized and clean in the long term, not just in “emergencies.” You’ll be happier for it.
23. Start practicing yoga.
Most cities have free community classes (try just searching Google or inquiring at your local yoga studio), or if you’re more comfortable trying yoga at home, YogaGlohas a great 15-day trial and Yome is a compendium of 100% free yoga videos. If you’re already familiar with basic yoga positions but you need an easy way to practice at home, I recommend YogaTailor’s free trial as well.
24. Tie your shoelaces more efficiently.
It’s simple and just imagine the minutes of your life you’ll save!
Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold
- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’
- the entire knight episode
- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’
- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball
- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons
- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk
- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’
- the rust
- Megatron’s reactions to the rust
- Hound massaging Spike
- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched
- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage
- Optimus Primes evil clone
- Starscreams cage
- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’
- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass
- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting
- snow puns
- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’
- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’
- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’
- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him
- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’
- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*
-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’
- bumblebees pink interior
- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’
- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified
- the bots watching soap operas and ballet
- Starscream and the snake
-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors
- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping
- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass
- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse
- ‘LOAD ME’
And probably the best G1 quote of all time:
- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’
20% is better than 0%.
Brushing your teeth at least once every day is better than none at all.
A few hours of sleep is better than none.
A few minutes outside for fresh air is better than none.
Writing a few paragraphs of the essay today is better than procrastinating till later.
Doing something is better than nothing (of course there is exception for some cases).
Do things at a pace which makes you comfortable whilst allowing you to make progress.
You can do this!
