Virginhater - Mildly Evil

get with the program

lets scream with mama

tumblr blog whose phone number is their username

what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour

ask a psychiatrist why someone does something and they’ll smile, close their eyes, sagely bow their head for a moment, and then look up and answer: “it is because of their brains”

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

Webkinz Ganz PVC Sorcerer Frog Series PVC Figure

take this one dad