I Bet On Crazy Frogs

one thing you have to understand is sometimes a girl will express her need to kill and you just have to be understanding. this is natural just like shoplifting

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

don't have the rain power to work on my methods section but I do have the energy to play the sims for 10 hours

kept track of how many times ive cried and shat this year. so far its 502 and 338 and im not telling you which is which

Sorry. Looks like what we thought was proof of the human the soul was actually left over bong water. I’m so sorry. 

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

take this one dad

Franz Kafka, 1912