HELPFUL TIPS FOR THE HENCHPEOPLE OF GOTHAM

I’ve been a fan of superheroes for years now but I’m just starting to get into comics and let me just say, what’s up with these writers giving the heroes sexual trauma???? Like why WHY is that a common occurrence??? And most of the time it doesn’t even become that big of a plot line, they’re just like “yeah that happened anyways moving on” like HUH????

The real reason Elvis was driven to drugs

*On the quinjet*

Steve: I think this is the most peaceful it's ever been post-mission

Clint: Oddly... serene

Natasha: No blood, no arguing, no press, no clean up. It's almost too good to be true

Bruce: It kind of feels like we're missing a part of us

Everyone: Hm.

Everyone:

Tony: WE FORGOT THE KID

*20 minutes later*

Tony: Why didn't you call us after we left you?!?

Peter: Oh I thought that was on purpose. I was just gonna take the subway home

Steve: Peter we're in New Mexico.

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

Steve: Spider-Man, status?

Peter: Your honour, we're cooked

Steve: ?

Clint: He means he and I got shot

Steve: Oh

Steve: OH—

Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

Master Dick Grayson and his wee Padawan Damian Wayne

If you guessed Athena you were correct ✨💜🫶🏾