I'm Not Gonna Give Context To This But A Little Bit A Go In School I Was Talking With One Of My Friends

I'm not gonna give context to this but a little bit a go in school I was talking with one of my friends and making jokes about jelqing and how he was doing the opposite and I said he was "Micromaxxing" and its probably the funniest things I've ever said and I'm flabbergasted that that isn't already a word. His laughter fit afterwords made me feel a little to proud of myself to be honest.

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8 months ago

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6 months ago

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7 months ago

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1 year ago

Ya know one thing I find pretty interesting about social media, Especially reddit is that despite the internet's sometimes prudish nature I feel like most of the horny sides to these platforms are more wholesome and caring than pretty much any other part of their respective websites. I guess as kids were sort of told that sexuality is unpure by nature and we lose the fact that these people are doing this because it's fun and it feels good that all their is to it its not any deeper than that. Obviously their are the bad ones like the pedophilic ones but those are the outliers and most of these communities are pretty nice I would say.


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11 months ago

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9 months ago

What if undertale was called freakytale and assgore ate everyone's ass like the raging bisexual that he is , the game would go viral.


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9 months ago

Can people in the comments tell me how your school played red rover? Because the that people describe it is different to how we played it. At the start one person is in the middle and will say to send anyone wearing a certain color on their clothes over not just a specific person and the person goal would be to get to the other side of the gym and if you got caught you would get in the middle line but your arms didn't have ti be connected you just had to stay in the line. DId anyone else's school do it similar to this?


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11 months ago

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9 months ago
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10 months ago

TheLizerdWizerd I can't thank you enough for all the love you've been giving my blog I hope this doesn't come across weird but it is so genuinely nice that someone is listening to the stuff that i have to say it would be nice if you could tell other people about my blog because I love seeing engagement and it gives a serotonin boost everytime. im just gonna ramble a bit but I love seeing responses to stuff that I have to say not only because talking to people is just fun but I love getting into discussions about topics that I find interesting and seeing unique takes that I never would of thought otherwise there really is nothing more rewarded then seeing people actually notice and care when there are THOUSANDS of other people you could be paying attention who probably deserve it more than me and I've always never really had anyone to talk about these things with not because I love in A bad place sometimes its just embarrassing to talk about stuff that your interested in with the your family and such. I've never really had friends either so this is such a mood lifter it might be just one person but it means the world thanks :)


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