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bruce is doing a justice league thing and superman’s like “we need an acrobat to complete this mission!” and bruce gets so excited (but like. dark knight™ excited.) because he gets to call dick!!!!!! his son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

La pluie de vos injures n'atteint point le parapluie de mon indifférence.

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

The Poison Garden

Established in 2005 by the Duchess of Northumberland. The garden contains over 100 deadly and hallucinogenic plants. 

’I wondered why so many gardens around the world focused on the healing power of plants rather than their ability to kill… I felt that most children I knew would be more interested in hearing how a plant killed, how long it would take you to die if you ate it and how gruesome and painful the death might be.’

-The Duchess of Northumberland 

Hmmm, wait imagine the All Mights reaction to Flash

All Might had his perpetual smile on his face. “Who’s a good boy!?~”

The large beast was lying on his back while receiving belly rubs from the worlds #1 hero.

my esteemed rival,

Hey I really liked the drunk hc of All Might and the others! Can you do the same for Tsuyu, Uraraka and Momo?

Ofc Tsuyu and the others best girls! Will be SFW since they’re children.

Tsuyu:

- Gets unbelievable shy. Will try to hide from you even if you are in a relationship.

- Can’t control her froggy nature. Tries to chase flies and hops around happily. Licks your face with her tongue and giggles. Wants to take a bath.

- Tries to get close to you but will be very weird. It’s too sweet though.

- Analyzes your whole behaviour. Will ask what you think about her, what you like about you, and so on. Actually just wants to hear that you love her but she’d never be that straightforward.

- Gets jealous pretty easy, but just becomes sad instead of telling you.

- Acts casual about it the next day. Is screaming inside and blushes everytime she thinks back about it. Doesn’t regret it tho. You’re her s/o after all, you are allowed to see every side of her.

Uraraka:

- Goes through different stages of being drunk. Starting with being overly excited and happy, then wants to fight anyone, and then cries. You’ll have to be very understanding.

- Laughs uncontrollably at things you say, even if you didn’t say anything funny. Will also blurt out weird noise randomly.

- Will give you weird nick-names.

- Has many needs. “Want food. Want cuddles. Make me laugh!”

- Struggles against you trying to cuddle her. She acutally wants to cuddle too, but it’s too fun to kick and poke you at the moment.

- Is very embarassed the next morning. Tries to avoid you. When you act cool about it, she’ll be very grateful. You’re loyal, endured her behaviour and donesn’t make fun of her after. She sees the relationship more serious now.

Momo:

- Will start drinking classy: Taste some wine, eat bread and cheese with it. You’ll feel like a total hobo when she knows all the names of the different wines.

- Gets depressed quick somehow. Tells you about her problems and how she’s feeling.

- Is even cuter than usually. Tries to comfort you and make many compliments. When you two order food, she’ll want to feed you.

- “You won’t leave me, right?” Has too low self-esteem. But if you tell her how wonderful she is, she’ll be a completely different person even when sober again.

- The next day will jump into your arms, telling you how relieving the evening was for her, and how she thinks it deepened your relationship. Will be cheerful and loving the whole time. You’re the perfect partner in her eyes right now.

Magician Girl Teamwork! 

I love these cards, and am proud to say I have them in my deck!

Plus, Kaiba’s lines in this clip are golden!

A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

I, too, want to sit on a throne built from my enemies’ bodies, forever frozen in time.  

(medusa in her throne by reza sedhi.)  

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

Megas vs Mystery Machine

COMPLETE MASTERLIST

ALL MY WORKS MADE IN THE FIRST MONTH SINCE CREATING THE BLOG

MASTERLIST WITH WORKS FROM 22.08.2019 ONWARD

Lemme bless y’all with this video

A DC AU

I saw a post a while back about an AU where Riddler runs escape rooms, and it inspired me to write this.

In Arkham, there is a small group of inmates who were grunts or something (not important), who are experimenting with a new form of rehabilitation. It will allow them to learn social skills, have some fun… learn LEGAL ways to solve problems. A guard sits these people down at a table, and they play DnD. The guard is the Dungeon Master, the inmates are players. The guard is also there to make sure nobody gets hurt, but it hasn’t really been a problem.

As this program shows more promise, they decide to first let one of the inmates DM, under the supervision of the guard. Then, the Guard just becomes a player (officially, he’s watching them, but it’s more of a formality at this point.) It gets to a point that the program has actually helped rehabilitate some of the inmates, so they decide to slowly expand the program to higher profile cases. They would include 1 Villain (not Joker, that decision was unanimous). They needed to pick someone who they felt would actually take to this kind of rehabilitation, and there was only 1 obvious choice.

Edward Nigma. Aka- The Riddler.

When he starts, he’s skeptical, but once they tell him there are puzzles that are hard, he is interested. He takes to the game like a fish to water. As time goes on, Riddler has learned enough about the game to DM for himself. They’re worried dealing with characters finding solutions he wouldn’t think of might set him off, but the opposite occurred. It seemed to encourage him to create better puzzles and riddles in the game. The other inmates LOVED Riddler DMing. He wasn’t much for combat, but that was already kinda… difficult to justify some times (“No sir, I do not ACTUALLY have a weapon, OR want to attack another inmate! It’s part of the game, I promise!”)

As Riddler became more popular as a DM, they did the math and realized he hadn’t broken out of Arkham once since he became invested in the game and later DMing. The slowly included more villains.

First, Two Face. Then Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and finally Killer Croc and Bane (when asked about the last additions, the Arkham Board admitted they simply didn’t want their 2 strongest inmates to spend every day working out). They didn’t take to the program as quickly as Riddler did, but they slowly warmed to it. Harley seemed to be the first to become invested, playing a Redemption Paladin who’s power healed wounds, and sweet words healed hearts. In this Universe, the game helps her work out some issues she hasn’t realized yet, and she broke things off with Joker.

As word spread outside Akrham about this group of Villains that met every week, people became curious, others became concerned. Rumors start to spread, that they are using the game as a cover to make evil plans! To put peoples minds at ease, the Warden allowed one of the guards to record their game on his cell phone and post it online for people to watch. The Warden believed this would simply calm the masses and it would be business as usual.

But he was wrong.

The video went viral. People all over wanted to know more about this Villain DnD game. This also corresponded to when these particular villains were to be reviewed, and possibly released depending on their progress. Almost all of them (Bane simply didn’t care for games. He would rather break the bat) were put on probation and let out. They were each given a set of dice and their character sheets, as a reward for finishing the program successfully. Upon leaving, all of them decided to meet somewhere next week to continue the game. They’re all worried about how they will make things work, but are determined to keep playing. Nigma managed to get a cheap apartment, so everyone met there.

After a couple of minutes of playing, there is a knock on the door. When he opens the door, there is a FedEx delivery guy, and he has Nigma sign for a package. When the delivery guy leaves, Nigma opens the box. Inside is a letter, on top of some shiny black chrome computer equipment. He opens the letter, and it is from Batman, of all people! He heard of their progress, and was actually very happy he doesn’t have to fight them anymore. Knowing their predicament, he proposes an idea- an online DnD show. So many people loved the video the Warden posted, imagine how many people would tune in to see them do it live.

So, the villains worked together, making a weekly DnD show. The show is called “Riddle me this!” Since Nigma would still be the Dungeon Master. They were very surprised that, once they started becoming popular, they got a corporate sponsorship from Wayne Enterprises (”I own several streaming services, and a few television networks. This seems like a sure thing” the Sponsorship offer said”). But all their money problems were pretty much solved, and they were happy.

The kicker? Batman would sometimes make Guest Appearances, when he wasn’t fighting crime. But, never as a player. Only as a guest DM.

Riddler had Batman run combat, because he was better at it, and he had Batman play the BBEG, which made them laugh every time.

Tag this with the story or stories that did this to you.

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”

Edgy Steven Universe HumanGems AU Headcanons

-Steven and Spinel are half siblings on their mother’s side. -She is 6 years older than him -Pink did infact abandon her in a park as a toddler. -Pink was 16 when Spinel was born. She had recently ran away from home and couldn’t handle raising a child after her then boyfriend skipped out on her. So she took Spinel to a park one day and just left. This decision haunted her till her dying day. -Spinel was found and put in the foster system. - She had no idea she had a brother for 16 years till an inheritance check that had got lost in the mail found it’s way to her. -She pulled on the thread and found out that Pink had died and is survived by a son. -She was prepared to hate Steven. She wanted to hate him for getting to grow up with a people that cared about him. But see how good natured he was, and how much they had in common from their mother, she couldn’t do it. -Shes invited to Thanksgiving this year. Its exciting but nerve racking. The idea of having a meal with a real family.

There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

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Here’s some cuddling hcs with the best girls since I love them a lot, enjoy!

✨Cuddling with best girls ✨

Uraraka

100% best cuddler

She l o v e s them

Honestly, she doesn’t mind being big spoon or little spoon. She loves being held and holding you

Her favourite way of cuddling is when she’s laying on your chest, with yours arms wrapped tightly around her

She’s always a blushing mess tho

When she wants cuddles she’ll either ask for them or give you hints, like holding your hand and dragging you to bed or tugging on your shirt

She’ll definitely gives kisses too when she’s feeling brave

Momo

She also loves them

Momo gets insecure about not cuddling right

Pls reassure her she’s doing a good job

She’ll switch from being big spoon or little spoon, it all depends on what you want

Her favourite way of cuddling with the both of you facing each other with your legs tangled together, she loves caressing your cheek

Will also give kisses occasionally

She’ll ask for cuddles too, with a little pout

Jiro

Poor baby has no idea what she’s doing

Pls guide her

Gets flustered super quickly!

She’s definitely little spoon, she loves to be held

He favourite way of cuddling is when her back is pressed closely to your chest, with your arms holding her tightly

She loves to when you bury your face in her neck

Once she gets comfortable with you and gets used to cuddling, she’ll definitely hum or sing happily

Although she doesn’t admit it, she gets sad when you stop cuddling her

Tsuyu

This precious girl

She's majority of the time big spoon, but doesn’t mind being little spoon

Loves cuddling with a blanket wrapped around both of you, it keeps her warm

Her favourite way of cuddling is facing each other, your forehead and body pressed tightly, with your arms wrapped around one another

She loves it when you play with her hair, she’ll snuggle even more into you

She doesn’t really ask for cuddles, but if you want to cuddle her she’ll happily let you

Mina

The

Best

Cuddler

E v e r

Honestly, her cuddles are amazing

Big spoon or little spoon, she don’t care

She loves to hold you, to make you feel loved

She gives so many kisses during cuddling, she’ll smother you with her affection

She doesn’t really have a favourite way of cuddling, she enjoys anything. But she does love it when you lay your head on her chest, and she’s hugging you close

Toru

L o v e s cuddles

Despite being invisible, she cuddles all the time

It makes her really happy when you do, it makes her feel less invisible

She loves being little spoon, she loves to be held

Her favourite way of cuddling is her resting on your chest with your arms wrapped around her

She’s ask for cuddles, she’s not shy to

Will give a lot of kisses to, she’ll melt if you do it back to her

She uses her quirk to her advantage, when you’re not expecting her she’ll always pull you into cuddles

Pls hold her

Nejire

My girl loves cuddling

Any opportunity you two get, you’re cuddling

Big spoon, little spoon, she doesn't care. She just wants to be close to you

She doesn’t really have a favourite way of cuddling, but she loves it when you face each other

She loves a lot of kisses too, like Mina, she’ll smother you in affection

She’s super touchy too, her hands trail everywhere on your body

Will whisper sweet things about you too

She loves to play with your hair, if play with hers she’ll literally happily squeal

Bonus girl💕

Kendo

Literal sunshine loves them

She uses her quirk to her advantage and pulls you into cuddles (if you’re ok with it, of course)

She prefers to be big spoon, to hold you close

Her favourite way of cuddling is holding you close, legs tangled and facing each other

She’ll whisper everything she loves about you and gives you kisses

She can get playful too, like tickling you occasionally

Best girl, she just wants to make you happy