Valorant, Emphasising That Cypher Likely In His 30s Or Older And Married With Children: No One Can Possibly

valorant, emphasising that cypher likely in his 30s or older and married with children: no one can possibly simp for him now

me: you underestimate my simping for older men. h,.,,o;t’

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3 years ago

Draven romantic relationship headcanon? 👉👈

Draven Romantic Relationship Headcanon? 👉👈

*Aaaa I've been wanting to do this for a while!! I'm gonna be writing for more champs in the same post too so here goes 😈😈

LoL Champ Relationship Headcanons!! (Draven, Sett, Yone)

Draven

Gives you a ton of forehead kisses

When he hugs you, his arms are always tightly wrapped around your shoulders

When you're eating a snack of some sort, he'll always ask to have some. Always. Except if it's vegetables or something

Loves showcasing anything you bought him to his friends, he keeps those things around on his nightstand and dresser

Can't take him out to fancy restaurants cause he pronounces entrée as entry

Snuggling in bed with him is way more comfortable for him than it is for you. This man *loves!!* squeezing the ever loving shit out of you and won't let go

Snores like *hoooonk mimimimimi*

Always makes you put on his jewelry for him just as an excuse to have your hands feeling around his neck and the sides of his face

Loves when you touch his muscles, he'll start flexing and posing just for you

Sett

Loves it when you go to the gym with him

Absolutely loves cooking for you!! He's still learning, but as of now he's making you all your favorite foods!

Hand and cheek kisser

Loves taking you out on dates to IKEA. It's an odd choice, but he likes playing hide and seek

Snores like *honk shooo honk shooo*

He sleeps all sprawled out on the bed, leaving you with a tiny sliver of space

Body slams you onto the bed and cuddles with you

Every once in a while you'll have movie nights, you're all snuggled up together while eating cookies the both of you baked a bit earlier.

Yone

Likes it when you play with his hair, and will gladly wear the braids you put

Loves scenery. His ideal dates with you will most likely involve packing food and going on a picnic at a very beautiful place.

Secretly likes to go shopping with you. When you want to go out to a mall or huge shopping spree, he'll love to go with you.

Always praises you and notices how much you do for him and everyone

He likes to cook you foods he ate when he was younger, hoping to share his experiences and memories of the dishes with you

He enjoys reading, so expect him to occasionally come up to you with a book in hand with the intent of reading aloud a part that he wanted to share with you, mostly because he wants to hear your thoughts on it, or maybe because it's something he found interesting.

Loves crosswords and word puzzles, but more often than not, he'll be asking you for your help on them.

In bed, he likes talking to you while snuggled up together. Either about something that had happened earlier that day, or about how much he loves you.


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3 years ago

i am not coping well weith cypher being disabled . i am going thru withdrawal symptoms . for the first time in 34 years i have touched grass instead of practicing cyber cage one-ways and i shriveled up upon instant contac twith the sun

3 years ago
Good Lird

Good Lird

2 years ago
♡ Ship Sailed!  ♡
♡ Ship Sailed!  ♡
♡ Ship Sailed!  ♡
♡ Ship Sailed!  ♡

♡ Ship sailed!  ♡

Ship requested! Who do you ship??

PS: I think THIS is the real resumé of their relathionship:

♡ Ship Sailed!  ♡

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Credit to the artist/Sources: source & source & source & @adantuunes

3 years ago

Get to know me :)

Hii! You can call me squib/squiktor. I don't have any preferred pronouns so I just go by anything. Im thinking about writing some fics/headcanons to post on here of my interests, to which I'll list real quickly!

I like and may write about...

League of Legends/ Arcane

Yakuza/RGG :3c

Metal Gear

Valorant

Homestuck

Pokémon

Splatoon

Overwatch

My little pony (sort of, I haven't watched past content that came out after 2015....)

Sonic the Hedgehog (maybe)

Anyways, if you'd like to request a fic or hc go ahead :)

(might take me a bit tho..)

3 years ago

League Of Legends Misc Champ Headcanons!! Part 1

(Draven/Sona/Morgana/Soraka/Nami/Viktor/Veigar/Lulu

Draven

100% loses at four in a row against anybody. Darius can't even let the man win because he'll just find ways to doom himself.

Eats the red doritos

He goes on the weezer tags of any social media platform just to harass weezer fans

The contents of his fridge probably have like 3 energy drinks and barely any food

Secretly enjoys Sona's concerts although preferring super loud and audibly cluttered music

Is terribly afraid of yordles and small dogs. He hides behind anyone who's closest to him if a tiny fur creature comes into his line of sight

Sona

Probably likes mint flavored ice cream

Loves video game soundtracks-- Sega games in specific

She goes outdoors and paints the scenery when she's bored

Has a medium sized fish tank that's highly decorated!! All of her fish share names with cartoon characters she likes :)

Her and Lux have sleepovers and bake cookies and watch movies together

Definitely has piano tiles on her phone

Morgana

She loves baking. Like a lot.

Takes in and feeds stray cats.

Hisses back at cats who hiss first

Loves sailor moon villains

Decorates her house with those fake spiderwebs that are only available in the Halloween season (this doesn't matter to her because she buys them in bulk)

Has a baking blog and shared her recipes :)

Soraka

Watches mlp 100%

Would one day love to open a tea or herb shop

Dyes her hair and fur with natural dyes when she feels like it

Has multiple indoor and outside plants

*loves* hosting tea parties.

The one therapist friend

If she had a phone she'd have candy crush on it

Nami

Would carry a journal around with her to write neat things she saw/experienced

Shark-sits for Fizz sometimes

Collects toys/plushies she finds. She brings them out when she explores sometimes

Makes a lot of accessories and jewelry out of miscellaneous items she finds

Makes friends with any little creature

Viktor

Zoe's non-biological father figure

Enjoys making coffee, except he likes his coffee with more milk than.. coffee

Threatens to obliterate people who judge him for making milk coffee

He made Zoe her own room in his house, complete with a huuuge window and specially modified telescope

He sends blitzcrank out to shop for him except blitz can get distracted sometimes and brings home a couple creatures or flowers to bring back to papa viktor

Veigar

Lives in a teeny tiny castle that he made himself :)

whenever he comes across an anthill he tries to give the ants offerings so they'd have a reason to "be ruled" by him

He likes to draw star placements and constellations that he sees

He has a hamster.

Tries stuffing things into his shoes to make him seem taller

Plays magic the gathering with Lulu

He jumps on his bed. No one is there to stop him

Lulu

Loves flowers

Has a bug collection. They aren't dead she just keeps pretty bugs around

She goes out and picks mushrooms with pix's help

Also loves small creatures

Talks to everything like it's living/can talk back


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3 years ago

thinking ab how that one league of legends YouTube channel made a bunch of cool animated song remixes for every champ I love (except yas and lee but they're ok)


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3 years ago
Hii!! Um Uh A Bit Over A Week Ago I Made Profile Pictures For My Boyfriend And I!! (That's Mostly Why

Hii!! um uh a bit over a week ago I made profile pictures for my boyfriend and I!! (That's mostly why I didn't draw both of their bodies and certain things that would be left out of the pfp frame..) but since I have like no social media other than tumblr I felt like sharing it with you guys here!! Feel free to use/save my art and you don't gotta credit me idc <3


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