Why Do So Many Fics Portray Octavius As Being Super Uptight And Serious Like Have You Seen Him In Canon

“I pronounce you married as shit, viva la apocalypse!” is exactly why they chose klaus to be the one to marry luther and sloane

I keep thinking of Muriel as Janet in The Good Place, when Janet is all glitched up and keeps bringing people cacti instead of whatever else they asked for, but she's so sure she got them the right thing and eventually everyone else just accepts the cacti.

✨SPOILERS FOR PUSS IN BOOTS THE LAST WISH✨

i really wanted to draw attention to this scene here. puss has quite a few panic attacks in this movie, which are undeniably relatable for so many, but in this particular instance, he has perrito to help him calm down and breathe and i think that's so great.

i just love the way it's not made into a joke, or brushed aside as though it's not something that's important to show - especially for someone as confident as puss in boots! the story actually takes a moment for puss to reflect and breathe and talk to someone about his fear. he's made very real and that was a huge deal for me. (இ﹏இ`｡)

"A while ago, the headmage warned me not to keep too many gargoyles because the floors might cave in... But in my opinion, the actual problem here is the durability of the floors. I hardly think I deserve to be reproached."

"There were a lot of gargoyles around the campus that needed repairing. It was a lot of work to carry each of those back to my (club?)room to do repair work on them but... He told me he didn't even ask me to do that. What a rude man."

????????? 😭😭😭 Even with such a bratty nonsense attitude he's so cute?! And isn't their interaction kinda like a dad telling off his son?!

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

i’m so tempted to make a short series of writings on some platonic gen z teenager (tav/reader) playing bg3 getting stuck inside the game and just producing to bullshit their way through it with just a sliver of sanity

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

🥃 constitution of an ox!! 🙄 aww no dying. enough dying. 😠✋ NUU more dying. no more dyyyying. 🙅‍♀️💃 dyiing is just... it's just... it’s just… wrrrrrrrroooonngggg. ❌🚫 nahh. narrrhhh. 👹 do i sound like a goat? 🤨🐐 neeeighhh. ♫ o flower of scooootlaaand 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 when will we see your likes again ♫ - 🫡 right come on, let's get cracking. 🤝 angel! 😇 angel. 🏳️‍🌈 say something that.. convinces her, that povertyisineffablywonderfulandlifeisworthliving GO ON. 😤💪