The Sad Part Is So Many Of The “pigs” He Is Talking About Are Supporting Him Because They Have A

“Fisherman rescues the little bird and the little bird gets the second chance in life.”

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I only want to fuck her if she’s been used!

“Are we there yet?”

This one’s where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!

men who give head for their own pleasure pspspsps

Yeah!

“Drink water from the spring where horses drink. The horse will never drink bad water. Lay your bed where the cat sleeps. Eat the fruit that has been touched by a worm. Boldly pick the mushroom on which the insects sit. Plant the tree where the mole digs. Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself. Dig your fountain where the birds hide from the heat. Go to sleep and wake up at the same time with the birds – you will reap all of the days’ golden grains. Eat more green – you will have strong legs and a resistant heart, like the beings of the forest. Swim often and you will feel on earth like the fish in the water. Look at the sky as often as possible and your thoughts will become light and clear. Be quiet a lot, speak little – and silence will come in your heart, and your spirit will be calm and full of peace.” Saint Seraphim of Sarov Nature is talking to you, are you listening? https://www.instagram.com/p/CQiWOU-BwN0/?utm_medium=copy_link

Encourage her to have sex outside of your marriage

That’s how I think about my wife, I just need to have the body she so desires to do the same for me!

honestly it’s hilarious to me that body worship is considered a “kink.”  like, you’re telling me there are people out there who don’t get off to the idea of treating every inch of their partner’s body like the most bomb-ass sexy motherfucking thing on the planet that it is?  or the idea of their partner doing the same for them?  absolutely wild.  what do y’all even do, then

Why anyone would kill such a cool, majestic animal baffles me!

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