Like I Was Watching A Video About English And American Breakfasts And Thought, “i Bet Aziraphale Would

cant believe some people are gatekeeping being a creatire. for shame

the feminine urge to create a magic system for something you’ll never write

Text on screen:

If you could ask the President of the United States one question what would it be?

Free Luigi?🥺🥺🥺🥺

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

i think ppl will enjoy these so im sharing the experience of studying a tbh creature in the wild.... fascinating creatur.......

I hope Pope Francis comes back three days later to do a Willy Wonka-esque choosing of the new pope

Behold.

My son.

I birthed him.

He is my little bebe.

And I love him.

You also love him.

Because he's but a little boi.

He much prefers toilet water to his water dish.

But this is okay.

Because we love him.

me when im writing

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!