Unironically Yes. Columbo, Although Using Trickery And Self-incrimination To Catch Criminals, Which Is

Something something we can defeat fascism with the power of hot lesbians something something.

// arcane spoilers

the dictatorship leaving caitlyn’s body when she sees her girl wearing bandages as a shirt

Listen, I am the only person in the whole world who writes about these two disaster-lesbians. It necessitates me reading my own fic if I want to read about them.

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

Commissioning Info!

Okay, so I've gotten a few people asking for commissions recently since I've started this blog. First of all, I am super-duper flattered. I never considered my work top-tier and something someone would pay for to make more of so I am feeling super validated that people want commissions. And I guess I am able to do commissions.

That being said, I'm not a fast artist. All my work takes a ton of time to finish. So even if they are not the highest quality pieces of work, I need whatever I make off of them to be within similar range to the minimum wage where I live. Not the exact same, could be as little as half, because this is sidework and something more enjoyable than cashiering or whatnot, but the commission amount needs to reflect the time which it takes. Sorry if that is inconvenient but its how it has to be.

So I guess my tentative prices are:

$50~ USD for base work (black/color outlining; no color fill)

$60~ USD for flat coloring that fills the work

$75~ USD for color shading in the work

$90~ USD for light NSFW (sexual content or explicit gore)

$120~ USD for explicit NSFW (explicit sexual content)

I know these prices seem steep, but 1) it is cheap based on the amount of work I need to apply, 2) I'm a full time student and this is a sidejob, and 3) for the NSFW stuff I'm not fully comfortable with it so I need a higher price to make it worth my while.

That being said the prices are negotiable, being able to raise or drop in price based on the complexity of what I'm being asked to create.

I guess that's all I have to say about commissioning rules. I am absolutely thankful that anyone want to commission me in the first place and I love y'all for thinking my work is good!

The creators of Invincible will never know what “I miss William” has done to me.

“You’re not mark…”

Patient: I feel tired all the time. Its like I have too much to do at every moment.

House: The patient needs clones to live!

House 2: More Clones!

Patient and Patient 2: We feel better now, thank you doctor-

House 3: We are very smart.

Wilson: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 2: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 3: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 4: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 5: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 6: I too am in this episode.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

She said that to me once. About bring a machine.

I drank some orange juice this morning. So this morning I guess.

so When do you guys think something good is going to happen

ohhh oh no why is everything round oh i hate this

And I would’ve gotten away with it to if it weren’t for your meddling polycule and your stupid aroace.

the way this was just the plot of amphibia twice over

Emily, The Fallen Angel

"Yet I have not seen the righteous forsaken." — Psalm 37:25

My first oc art post on Tumblr! First time I'm confidant in a piece to put it online. Also sorry to my girl Emily for casting her into the depths of Hell, but its my favorite Hazbin Hotel AU and I wanted to make some art for it. Hope y'all like it!