Hey You, Yes You. The Creepypasta Enjoyer Reading This. You’ve Been A Good Boy This Year, So I Owe

Art by James Suret

Time to pride up my pfp! Showing off the fact that I'm asexual and proud!

Happy Pride!

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I wanted to draw the boy

i have learned that if you ever have a marble hornets phase at all there is an 80%-90% chance of getting your gender transed and your sexuality turned to gay. every MH fan i know are trans, gay, or both. my friend who thought they were cishet and were a fan of mh for YEARS came out as bisexual and polyamarous and may have hints of not being cis

your gender will be transed. you will become gay. the creators were right all along, old fans these days would all be found at an LGBTQ meet up

no one is safe, you too will succumb to the power of gay merrick and friends.

Sometimes I feel like the rules been changed, Sometimes I feel like a ghost in chains

i have decided i just want to be a robot now that’s what i desire in life

Rejoice vermin for I have returned. >The ask box is open<

“my most loyal minion”