Ravi: You’re The Ocean

Hyuk: What's an orgasm?

N: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Leo: That's oregano, bitch.

Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??

Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.

Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?

Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine

The last statement is true. Please don't treat a person how you don't want to be treated, you don't have to like a group or solo artist but please DO NOT hate on them.

Hate towards Momoland (A rant)

Some of the members of Momoland have said and done things I don’t agree with but I still don’t think it’s an excuse for this. 

DMing the girl’s personal instagram, telling them to go to Hell?? 

Sending them rude messages about their concept and about their appearance etc??

I’ve seen death threats, I’ve seen the most horrible comments on these poor girls personal accounts and it’s just so uncalled for. 

Where in the world is saying some things like this okay? I really don’t understand. Just because the girls don’t have a concept you can enjoy, or you don’t like them, does not permit you to tell them that like that. It’s so uncalled for. It really is unnecessary and it really needs to stop. 

You don’t have to like them but treat them with the same decency you would someone else. 

Cool, thanks, good talk. 

Dylan : *bust into the room*

Anna, startled : jesus !

Dylan : nope, it’s just me

Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again

When someone else has more pots than your fuckin’ kitchen

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