happy new years everyone.
here is another silly shitpost to end the year with.
just give me a moment
LOOK IT’S ME
START A CHAIN REBLOG OF BILL PHOTOS (please?)
You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
EVERYONE!!! CONGRATULATE MY POOKIE RN!!!!!!!
🔻CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔻
Next up, we have XN4M3I355X! They are very passionate about art and love indie media.
Great to have them on the team!
@xn4m3l355x
ME LOWKEY bc i have a zillion teams and hes in almost ALL of them even if I have Aven E1 (I love Gally so mucj he has to go on every team posible)
Most overworked man on my account
When I say Bill can't remember Dipper's name, this is in the outline for a future chapter:
HEY UH uh uhhh uhhhhhhh MABEL'S BROTHER? NAME?? What's his name, it's the same length as Mabel's and it starts with the same letters, MARIO? MATTY? MAGNI? MABON? Isn't it Mabon? That sounds right, he's sure it was Mabon. IT'S REALLY PETTY OF YOU TO IGNORE BILL UNTIL HE GETS YOUR NAME RIGHT, MABON. No wait he went by a nickname, what was his nickname. It was a constellation. ORION? No. TRIANGULUM? Bill would remember if it was Triangulum. What's his sign, VIRGO?? CMON KID
[a worrying amount of time later:]
Meanwhile bill in the bathroom is doodling his zodiac on the mirror in toothpaste and going symbol by symbol "okay that one's Wendy, that's Gideon, that's Mabel— PINE TREE!" smacks the sink triumphantly. "YOUR NAME'S PINE TREE! STOP IGNORING ME, WHERE ARE YOU! ... maybe he IS out."
He forgets Dipper's name so hard that when Dipper stops wearing his cap Bill doesn't even remember which zodiac symbol he is
HI BILL! *I bow down before him* my king~ may I have a hug and a kiss please? I'll make a deal with you! My soul to you in return for a hug and kiss! (and maybe be with you forever~)
HAHAHA! HEY THERE, YA LOVESICK MEATSACK! YOU CERTAINLY ARE DESPERATE FOR A LITTLE LOVIN', ARENTCHA? SACRIFICING YOUR PRECIOUS SOUL JUST FOR LIL' OL' ME? WELL, IM FLATTERED! JUST SHAKE MY HAND, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE LOVIN' YOU WANT AND THEN SOME! ALL FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF YOUR LITTLE MEAT SUIT! HOW'S THAT SOUND, KID?
I posted these on my sideblog but I felt like sharing em in the main tag 🤗 Bill possessing animals/taking animal forms is my favorite thing
I didn't know where else to put this...
"𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓁 𝒢𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓰𝒽ℯ𝓇" we all say in unison RIP Misha and Gallagher - May 8, 2024. "To the imperfect tomorrow."
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