I Just Came Up With A Really Good Idea For An Angst Filled Cassandra Cain Fic But With How Complicated

It’s my first Ides of March on tumblr! Very excited to stab a politician

Love batgirl 2000 cause sometimes its just Cassandra bests another foe with minimal effort but can she best the perils of dyslexia? find out next time!

Secret society of Clown Enjoyers in Gotham that have to keep their love for clowns and the aesthetic a secret because Joker ruined it for them.

Their society’s goal? Either kill the Joker or, somehow, get him to change his aesthetic as the “Clown Prince Of Crime” so that they can wear their costumes without being associated with Joker.

They are the Joker’s #1 hater

cassandra cain incorrect quotes:

cass:

explanation: it’s incorrect because cass is not actually mute

I fear I’ve projected too much onto Billy Batson… 😔

Welp! Time to move on and project onto Mary Batson!

Do new members of the DC Captain Marvel fandom know that the concept of Thavma is mainly fanon? No? Okay, nobody tell them it’ll be so funny

"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor

if this isn't stephanie brown......................

Okay, we all love Billy Batson saying stuff like “mr Batman sir” & “miss Wonder Woman” but hear me out when I say the whole Marvel trio do it too.

Like, Mary is fidgeting nervously in front of Black Canary and saying “Ms Canary, ma’am, uh- really nice to meet you!”

Freddy is sweating bullets and stuttering in utter fanboy in front of superman like, “Omg! Mr superman sir!”

And all the superheroes are hit with the nostalgia of how Captain Marvel acted exactly like them before he got comfortable with the JL. And they are all like, “yep, they are definitely related to Cap”