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1 month ago

ceo!sylus x secretary!reader  summary: what happens you you become sylus' trusted secretary? part one.

Ceo!sylus X Secretary!reader  Summary: What Happens You You Become Sylus' Trusted Secretary? Part One.

the secretary position for your ceo just opened up at your job and you heard they were now trying to hiring from within

the pay was 10x more than what you were originally making just as an office employee, but the glaring problem was first and foremost: your ceo.

you’ve seen many a secretary come through those doors and all of them leave within the first week. needless to say your ceo was a pretty intense person who had zero tolerance for mistakes

you’ve only ever seen him at major company events for a split second or through pictures of him in the news, but never have you seen him up close.

you were a fairly competent worker– always meeting your deadlines, submitting your work with minimal mistakes, you were sociable with your co-workers and overall, people liked you

so you thought fuck it, why not! and submitted your application to be his secretary

you may have girl bossed a little too close to the sun because you did not think it would land you in the top floor lobby, waiting to be interviewed by him and his two associates the next day.

there were floor to ceiling windows that overlooked the city, it was a breathtaking view that gave you a bit of hope. maybe this is the view you could be looking out to everyday.

what could go wrong? (famous last words)

the sound of your name jolted you out of your daze. you were greeted by two people who introduced themselves as luke and kieran before they lead you into your ceo's office

it was starkly different from the vibe lobby– his office was dark. black, grey, red accents were painted all over the room, not even an ounce of sunlight was shining through his windows. 

you took a look around admiring the artistry of it all, you knew your ceo was a person of high class and his office clearly reflected that. 

you took a seat in the arm chair in the middle with luke and kieran being seated on the couches on either side, while your ceo sat with his back towards you.

“so we did a few background screenings– criminal records, speeding tickets– standard stuff, viewed your application, along with the work you’ve previously submitted on behalf of the company and we'd say that on paper, you’re pretty good fit for the job.” the one on the left said who you remembered to be luke began speaking.

“but does that mean you can actually do the job?” kieran, the one on the right chimed in. 

“you see our boss has a very low tolerance for mistakes, how can you ensure that you don’t make any mistakes?”

you took a second to breathe– they were both coming at you with comments and remarks so fast that it took you a second to catch up. 

you looked over to see that the chair in the middle was still turned around. a small bitter chuckle escaped your lips. was he even going to greet you? you were tired of men in power treating people below them like they’re nothing just cause they didn't have the privilege that people with money had. 

maybe this wasn’t worth the time and money. if he wasn’t even going to look at you when you stepped into the room, then what the hell were you trying so hard for? so again you thought.. eh, fuck it.

“well, first off, nobody’s perfect. i’m sure as long as you two have been working with mr.qin, one of you hasn’t made a mistake before. as an employee working for her boss, it’s more about accountability. how much is mr.qin willing to take on for your mistake as a ceo who i’m sure has a very specific image. nobody ever wants to make a mistake.. but i would hope that if mr. qin is the man that all the news outlets paint him out to be, that he would vouch for his employees. though it has been interesting to see the amount of secretaries walking in and out of this building for the past month so maybe he’s not all he’s chalked up to be” 

silence– you could hear a pin drop in there.

‘fuck, maybe that was too much.’ you felt the sweat drop down your back as the silence filled the room, but before you could backtrack, you heard a deep chuckle. 

your eyes snapped in the direction of the noise, to find that it was none other than your company’s ceo. you don’t ever think you’ve heard him speak, let alone laugh before. 

he finally turned his chair around and you could've sworn you felt all the air get knocked out your lungs. sure, you’ve only ever seen him from afar but seeing him this up close... it truly took your breath away. he was mesmerizing. from his silver hair and red eyes to his custom tailored suit, all the way down to his designer dress shoes. 

you’ve heard whispers in the office about how attractive he was, but now you were able to confirm their observations. 

“you’ve observant, i’ll give you that. luke and kieran have been working for me for as long as i could remember. i fired them many times from the amount of mistakes they’ve made, just ask them. they’re annoying, rowdy and loud, but they're loyal to me. they do good work and they’ve learned a thing or two over the past couple of years. they’ve earned that."

"but know that i’m not putting my reputation on the line for some random stranger without merit.” 

that shut you up. 

“if you want that job, it’s yours. i’ve gone through everything the boys have given me about you and you’re more than qualified. but just know that working for me is no easy feat.” with that he turned his attention to his computer, signaling to the boys that you are to be dismissed.

“luke and kieran will give you a tablet with my schedule and meetings. i start my day at 5:00am at the boxing gym. prepare the breakfast listed in the notes and pick me up from my residence at 6:00am.” as promised, the boys handed you a small stack made up of different notes and said tablet.  

“and if i choose not to accept?” he smirked. 

“then simply, don’t show up dear.” 

Ceo!sylus X Secretary!reader  Summary: What Happens You You Become Sylus' Trusted Secretary? Part One.
1 month ago

MC: I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Sylus, Luke, & Kieran: Okay.

MC: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Luke: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Kieran: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Sylus: Bold of you to assume I can die.

1 month ago

At the moment I’ve got like 75 wishes saved so far. I’m preparing 🥲

so ready for sylus’ birthday card!! (4k gems and a dream)

1 month ago
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
Ma Meilleure Ennemie

Ma Meilleure Ennemie

1 month ago
MA MEILLEURE ENNEMIE X
MA MEILLEURE ENNEMIE X

MA MEILLEURE ENNEMIE x

1 month ago
Please Be Rude - Gigi Perez

Please be rude - Gigi Perez

Literally drew the thumbnails for this on a gum wrapper during a 9 hour shift while listening to this song on repeat

1 month ago

okay but mc telling sylus to buy her the roses with the most thorns because her fingers can handle it actually means so much to me because she's literally telling him "there is no part of you that could hurt me because my love is strong" and he really needed to hear that

1 month ago
I LOVE This Man With Every INCH Of My Being. This Card Was So So So So So So So So Soft. It Was Precious.
I LOVE This Man With Every INCH Of My Being. This Card Was So So So So So So So So Soft. It Was Precious.
I LOVE This Man With Every INCH Of My Being. This Card Was So So So So So So So So Soft. It Was Precious.
I LOVE This Man With Every INCH Of My Being. This Card Was So So So So So So So So Soft. It Was Precious.
I LOVE This Man With Every INCH Of My Being. This Card Was So So So So So So So So Soft. It Was Precious.

I LOVE this man with every INCH of my being. This card was so so so so so so so so soft. It was precious. My new favorite card 🤭♥️


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1 month ago

infold should release an april fools card with self aware lads

1 month ago

Normalize this response

Normalize This Response
1 month ago

i bet the second we catch this plushie, Sylus will snatch it up and take it straight to the base. dude needs his own little MC to cuddle with

I Bet The Second We Catch This Plushie, Sylus Will Snatch It Up And Take It Straight To The Base. Dude
2 months ago
This YouTube Comment Had Me Leaning Hands Braced On Knees Like That Person Who Had To Take Their Shirt

This YouTube comment had me leaning hands braced on knees like that person who had to take their shirt off to process Destiel becoming canon.

2 months ago
Song Is Jesus Dont Like That I’m Gay But Satans Cool With It By Lil Boodang

song is Jesus Dont Like That I’m Gay but Satans Cool With It by Lil Boodang

first time tryin to make something like this

2 months ago

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i love sylus

2 months ago

Virgin Sylus defender til the day I die🗣🗣

Virgin Sylus Defender Til The Day I Die🗣🗣

Honestly why is this STILL up for debate, the mischaracterizarion of our LAD men is crazy. Sylus was 100% a virgin before Night of Secrecy and I'll die on that hill🙌🏻🙌🏻

And let's not forget this is an otome game. It goes without saying ALL the men have eyes for only ONE woman. Not to mention the storyline and dialogue make it quite OBVIOUS.

The virgin Sylus deniers think just because he's 28 and hot he can't be a virgin? Nothing wrong with being a virgin at 28 btw🩷🩷

But this is Sylus

The man who called mc his most precious treasure

The man who said "there is no love purer than mine"

The man with whom mc shares half a soul

The man who did NOT want to be given to another woman in Goodcat

Virgin Sylus Defender Til The Day I Die🗣🗣
Virgin Sylus Defender Til The Day I Die🗣🗣

We have dialogue like this and people still comment things like "I mean you can still fuck around and not experience a breakup" or "doesn't mean he's a virgin, he could still have fucked other girls without being in a relationship"🤓👆🏻

And I'm just thinking are we playing the same game? That is NOT something Sylus would do.

Virgin Sylus Defender Til The Day I Die🗣🗣

"only ONE slipped through my fingers"

Sylus would NOT have engaged in meaningless flings. He wouldn't even glance at another woman, let alone let one get close enough to fuck him.

Virgin Sylus Defender Til The Day I Die🗣🗣
Virgin Sylus Defender Til The Day I Die🗣🗣

he doesn't even want to share a scenic view with someone else

Virgin Sylus Defender Til The Day I Die🗣🗣

Sylus is a one woman man PERIODT🫶🏻🫶🏻

2 months ago

Sylus is for the girlies who can act a little childish as adults, because we didn't get to as children

I love that Sylus embraces all of mc's moments, even her immature ones

As someone who grew up with a father who often told me to grow up and act more mature, I like that Sylus doesn't look down on mc during her more immature/childish moments

Mc is supposed to be at least twenty-one years old while Sylus is twenty-eight. Not a large age gap at all mind you but some might see mc as young and immature

And as a woman of thirty-two, she's quite young to me. And sometimes her antics can be seen as silly or childish. Her love of plushies, for example, and the comments she makes about them, as if they're alive and have feelings. Instead of being put off by her comments and interests, Sylus plays along, as he did in Night of Secrecy

Or when she "throws tantrums" or "makes a fuss", Sylus simply uses his silver tongue and sharp wit to calm her anger. Makes sense why they rarely have any arguments. I love that he doesn't let those moments hinder his love for her. If anything, it makes him love her even more. Sylus really is for the girlies trying to heal from past trauma🩷🩷

Sylus Is For The Girlies Who Can Act A Little Childish As Adults, Because We Didn't Get To As Children
Sylus Is For The Girlies Who Can Act A Little Childish As Adults, Because We Didn't Get To As Children
Sylus Is For The Girlies Who Can Act A Little Childish As Adults, Because We Didn't Get To As Children
Sylus Is For The Girlies Who Can Act A Little Childish As Adults, Because We Didn't Get To As Children
2 months ago
Was Supposed To Post This Before Feb Ended Oops Lol
Was Supposed To Post This Before Feb Ended Oops Lol

was supposed to post this before feb ended oops lol

2 months ago
Reunion With Sylus After You Remember Your Past Life Together. The Way That Sylus Would Be So Bewildered

Reunion with Sylus after you remember your past life together. The way that Sylus would be so bewildered at first, not knowing (or perhaps not daring to hope) why you’re suddenly marching into his room like you’re on a mission, why you’re grabbing his face frantically, eyes wide and glossy with unshed tears.

He doesn’t know why you’re suddenly kissing him like you’re dying, like you’ve missed him when you only just saw him that morning. Doesn’t know why your hands are shaking where they’re buried in his hair, or why you seem caught between laughing and sobbing with your lips pressed against his. He doesn’t know why— not until you force yourself to part from his lips, glossy with your spit and reddened from your kiss.

“My dragon,” you murmur softly, words cracking with desperation. Your lip brush against his own, voice reverent and filled with longing and heartbreak and sorrow and a bottomless love. His breath catches in his chest, eyes widening in disbelief, in hips. You press a kiss to his forehead, and Sylus’ eyes flutter shut and a shuddering breath leaves him, heart racing in his chest, because you finally, finally remember.

Reunion With Sylus After You Remember Your Past Life Together. The Way That Sylus Would Be So Bewildered
2 months ago

Periodic reminder that I fucking hate AI content, no nuance, no exceptions, there is no AI “writing” or “art” that I have any scrap of respect for. Make your shit badly the same way the rest of us did when we all started and learn how to do it better. Your feeling bad about what you made is not a unique struggle and it will not kill you. Power through it like the rest of us and fucking find some pride in the fact that you’re at least TRYING.

AND FUCK C.AI.

2 months ago

both you and sylus are surprised by how quickly he cums dry-humping you

2 months ago

nothing is more satisfying than finding the perfect word. nothing is more infuriating than not finding it.

2 months ago

Sylus records naughty videos of himself to keep you entertained whilst you’re on trips, far from the safety of his arms. They’re usually chockfull of praise and groaning and breathiness and obscene, slick sounds of him pumping himself because he knows you have the biggest auralism kink, and he also knows his voice turns you into goo.

2 months ago

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