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Doodling some boys.

I ship them.

@blueblirdcoffee

"STATUE"

spm drawings from two years ago.

this trend is so silly

Hi gamer, did you know sharks have been around for a really long time? Sharks are often considered living fossils because their evolutionary history dates back more than 400 million years. This means that sharks were swimming in the Earth's oceans long before the dinosaurs even appeared!

Hollyyy shiiiiittttttttt

Tying a Bitch 101:

So as an introductory, we must first go through the many issues one would have using traditional methods. This way, we're really knowing what's to be done. Lets begin.

• His magic could easily get him out of a tough spot; He has proficiency in conjuration, evocation and illusion. Among them, Teleport.

• His hands aren't attached to any limbs. They are thus free-roaming, just as Rayman's hand and feet are.

• He floats as a mode of transport; Never does he touch the ground and thus doesn't call for any leg movements. Tying is futile at best.

As we now have all of obstacles listed, lets tackle them. First off, his magic. Dimentio had always relied to snapping his fingers or waving his hands in order to cast spells. In my headcanon, this goes further as he requires to trace the 'container' first and may also cast through signing. A simple solution to prevent all spells to go through... Tape his fingers together, individually. Pair his indexes, majors, rings and pinkies. Just as they're all taped together, with gorilla tape preferably, tape them all into thumbless mitten. Allow not a single wiggle room. Tape tends to stick better to itself from experience. Finish off with salt to injury; Tie his wrists together, criss crossing onto the mitten to fully secure it. leave a tail of rope. Congratulations! Dimentio now has no way of using both his flappy talkative hands and magic. Now pray that he wouldn't remember.

Secondly, his limb's situation. One may not stop now; He may very well use that chunk of hands to knock bystanders. Quite the funny scenario however, Dimentio is weak in both physical combat and constitution; Meaning he doesn't last long before bailing. With the tail of rope left from the tied hands, tie it to a wall loop. Tie it tight. What damage could he do? He's the brain, not the brawn. Besides. He's old. Its position relative to Dimentio would matter slightly, it is best to have them separate from his body as even a nudge could be of great help for an escape. Congratulations! Bitch not only cannot use his magic, he now has them stuck to a wall unable to even use them as punches! His feet however, are still able to pack kicks. Simple enough of a solution; Tie them together and onto the floor, just a couple miles away.

Thirdly, might the 'floating' situation been taken care of already, it doesn't quite rule out Dimentio's possibilities to wiggle the strings loose. Allow no movements, tie him to a train track. My headcanon gives him additional 'limbs' characterized as being hair; Think of Sylveon's feelers from Pokemon. Dimentio has them along his scalp to tailbone and as such, sorry man, duck tapes you whole.

Continuation? Maybe. My brain fucking switched as I typed that lmao,

The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.

You're not ready

The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.

my princess daisy design! 🌼 inspired by the aesthetics of traditional turkish and indian garb! i wanted her to have looser fabrics, detailed embroidery, and pretty jewels, all while still wearing something moveable since she’s always felt like more of a sporty tomboy type at heart…

You broke them <3

Harpooned ⚜️🦈

I am

so sorry

It. DOES. IT DOES. AND NOW ITS ALL I LISTEN TO. Thank you for introducing me to Diablo Swing Orchestra, they are all fuckkgn bangers holy shit Spotify, be prepared for another year of restraint interests <3

if ur a dimentio fan and you havent heard the song Malign Monologues by Diablo Swing Orchestra yet fr he could have written it

How do I only now notice my room's walls being eggshell white— I saw them blue everyday, blue like the sky... I SAW MY PARENTS PAINT THEM WHITE, AND I STILL SAW THEM BLUE???

Only now that my parents reminds me of them being eggshell, Wow they are!

If 'you are the father' was about insanity, I'd win the grand reveal

Super Everhood RPG: Legend of the Universe

Beat the smrpg remake today. I'm okay

TO THE SHADOW REALM I GO SKNDN (Dw I gave him his mustache back now)

I KEPT FORGETTING TO DRAW YARID'S MOUSTACHE... AND NO ONE TOLD ME ??????!!??!?!?!?

slitherbop.tumblr.com

SLITHERBOP

I'm the robot on the net who makes drawings, have an epic win of a day!

I'll have a bit of a real talk rn.

CW: Mental health stuff just for the sake of talking about it. (Nothing bad, just saying its there lmao)

But. Coming across these pieces that'd tingle parts of me I'd so easily forget... Its making me go through a sort of realization. While yes, I am very logistic based and will do any task with ease as long as they're tactile and brief. But throughout my life. Living with a disorganized attachment, having gone through different arrays of trauma,, all so much as my brain'd be at a constant fog. I hate opening up into these subjects when it comes to myself; I've never liked the idea of burdening anyone with these pieces I'd so easily tone down anyways thanks to my constant absence. But coming across these makes me scratch the surface. Quite about everything is locked, even to myself. Its scary, its concerning and makes me tremble. But it gives me courage.

Its such a daunting thing to even think that this fog would ever dissipate. But I want to express as freely. Always has it been a taboo, I've convinced myself— I just.. Crossed a fantastical oath to never speak of these occurrences because... Why would anyone want to hear of these? Being honest, not even I know what I'm speaking of. I just know that I was itching to let it out.

Why am I speaking of this publicly with no worry? Another case of brain fog. I only hear 'them' as I type, no notion of any other emotion. I hope this finds you well.

Perhaps I'll stop trembling so much.

ETCETERA (v0.00) is Here!

I made a Yume Nikki Fangame for Dream Diary Jam 7!

You are "Innard". You must return a lost pistol to "Etcetera"!

dude i swear pepperonisecret will just drop shit on me like "i hc he sneezes like a kitten and stardust just goes pwoof!" and i'm just like "you've cursed me to draw this, you know that, right. unforgivable"

YOU BETTER SHOW IT WHEN YOU Do

GUYS IM GETTING A

DIMENTIO PLUSH

@blueblirdcoffee AYO!! CLOAKER AND DOMINO SHOW THEIR FUCJED UP BABY TO YARID AND JOHNNY WHO JUST ADOPTED SMALL FLAVIO

[I stole that image from them]

I had a fucking epiphany yet again forget what I had about Punchinello before he is their baby

2023 remake blue-yellow-brown

I know my following here is mostly SMRPG but

Man, I don't talk about Star Fox enough on here, so uh might I interest y'all in some silly ass headcanon and rambling about Star Fox bc I am having sudden urges to yell at people about how cool Star Fox is, lmao.

So uh let's talk about Pigma.....

I think Pigma is such a neat character, yeah the fandom basically hates him bc of how shitty a guy he is, but that's kinda why I love him??? He's such a bastard and like, *insert the obligatory I can fix him comment here.*

But fr, playing through the games again, you can see just how much he lets himself go during the events of pre-64, 64, and Assault. Bro looks well-groomed and handsome during his time with the Star Fox team (granted we don't know his personality from this time of the story, and he could be an asshole even back then but I hc he was actually a decent dude) and like maybe I'm just biased bc haha I'm a simp but he looks so fuckin handsome in the Star Fox outfit, oh my god sir you're hand in marriage plz.

Anyways, during the events of 64, he's still keeping himself well dressed and all yeah, but he's just an asshole lmao.

And Assault, oh my god, okay people shit on his design for this game because it's ugly or whatever but this is probably my favorite design because of just how unhinged he looks and acts in Assault. He's kicked off the Star Wolf team and just, completely let's himself go; he's disgusting, even more chubby (he's not fat leave him alone) and just, sounds like he's been smoking way too much lmao. Fr bro sounds like he's choking on his own spit every time he laughs in Assault, and he laughs pretty fuckin often. (His voice in that game is free therapy for me.) He's unhinged and completely lost to his greedy ways all the way up till he's infected by the Aparoids, which..oh my god, I'm obsessed with Apa Pigma, he's so NASTY and I wanna see other characters get infected by the Aparoids like..au where all the characters from team Star Fox/Wolf get infected by Aparoids when???

But yeah no I think the way his character just becomes more unhinged as time goes on is, so fucking neat. It's honestly such a genius way to show how greed can really fuck up a guy, I applaud Nintendo on that honestly.

Also this isn't really canon to Star Fox I know, but in Star Link; Star Wolf makes a cake to get their message to Star Fox and like, who baked the cake? I gotta know, who..who baked it? I wanna say Pigma only to fuel my hc of Pigma being a good baker but

It was probably Andrew, but like..who baked the cake...

Also do you all think I should post more about my Star Fox oc, Peri? Idk she's neat and I have so much to say about her (I wanna write about her more and work on my au where she gets infected by the Aparoids instead of Pigma bc hehe I love giving my OCs trauma)

She stares at you with her sad pathetic eyes (give her pizza rolls)

he is talking about his special interests . you are going to listen

Took an edible last weekend and tried to draw dimentio from memory but then it just got further and further removed and I decided his name was Moon Sand for. Some reason

I can't express how much I want to smooch this art and your blog, GAY PEOPLE??? GAY CLOWN AND GUARDIAN??? Please you are doing god's work <3 (I love this silly toxic ship way too much)

I love you

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