Headcannon That Due To Diligently Monitoring The Wayne Family’s Media Image, Alfred Is Chronically

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Most normal PxG locker room convo:

Meanwhile in Bastard München:

No one, Kaiser.

Even I doubt you sometimes.

Please I am begging DC comic artists to let Bernard have piercings and draw him in fun gay outfits like Rossmo did

I know it was probably said like a million times since the movie came out, but my favourite detail in the whole movie is in the DNA numbers with Red Hood's 635 being the issue number when he appears under that name while Jason's 428 is for the issue in which he dies

Guys We Need More Ninjago Memes

fyi your dad is a whor—

NINJA FIGHTING

Kai often is slow and groggy at the beginning of a fight. Taking more hits at the beginning. As the fight continues, his moves get more aggressive and bolder. He's harder to hit and throws harder hits.

Jay often won't throw the first punch. He is more dogging and distracting. When he does through for a hit, it's quick and often critical. Then he would back off for a bit before throwing another big blow.

Cole takes hits like a champ. Knowing knocking him down is almost impossible on sold-grown. He won't give his opponent time to breathe once he lands his first hit. He starts with strong blows and never wavers. He won't hit anywhere critical the first couple of times, but it will surely add up near the end.

Zane is tricky, smooth, and precise. He often mirrors who he is fighting. The only difference he moves more sharply and cleanly. And if he can't keep up, he'll switch to a more critical blow ending the fight faster.

Refrces are used found on google by searching ( Dynamic Fighting poses referces)

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