GUYS THE'RE PLAYING MITSKI I CANT HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

POV: my dog

Weird stuff that’s happened to me

My brothers dropped my toothbrush on the floor again, most likely on purpose

Inspired by "put Gerard back" vine

An actual conversation I had with my friends

My friend: Illuminati is gonna kill us all

Me: the Illuminati is just a diversion, it’s the free masons we have to worry about

My friend:and Disney

Me :there the same thing!!!

My frend :holly crap dude!

Edit:

My friend: hot take, we’re all robots

Just chillin with my whole pizza

Did not show up to school today(I have school activities the let me leave for the day with a teacher of course) me returning for another school activity my frends responses:

Holy cow your not dead!

Where where you?

Can I have a slice?

Why do you have a whole pizza?(this friend did not get a slice, because they questioned the pizza)

And now I sit in the commons with my box of pizza

I think its wack people can get sick from stress alone, like??? Haha mental health bad, now physical health bad.

Barnaby Brooks Jr., God may forgive you for being gay, but no one is going to forgive you for that haircut!

Strange things my friend has said

I quote

I’m gunna eat your toes!

This building would look fimilar if I could se it

If a murdur comes I’ll stay behind so you can run (my response:no)

*haply slaps table* Enchiladas!

Godammit its a flour tortilla!

Sins twice in one sentence(yes she said this)

Anybody who has a tumblr account is going to hell probably and I don’t even believe in god

And then on a walk

We planned each other’s murders

Another one from the vault