B, Hm? I Wouldn’t Have Considered Myself Meaner Than My Bf, But Perhaps I Have More Restraint As Compared

Things The Types Are Bound To Do To You At Some Point In Your Friendship

INFP: Sit you down and tell you why they’re worried about you. 

ENFP: Leave you behind at a public event by accident. 

ENTJ: Take over and do a job they assigned you because you weren’t doing it right. 

INTJ: Give you the Judgment Stare™. 

ISFP: Show you their art, but only if you’re really good friends. Any constructive criticism will be devastating, please avoid. 

ESFP: You will randomly see each other in a public place that you would never expect to see them. Will hang out with you there for an hour, probably. 

ISTP: Physically harass you for fun. 

ESTP: Worry you deeply. 

INTP: Give you a full length monologue about their Interesting Thing™ all at a shout because they’re so excited about it. 

ENTP: Involve you in a social experiment, probably without your knowledge or consent. 

ESTJ: Declare that they’re commandeering some situation or event while simultaneously declaring that you’re going to help them do it. 

ISTJ: Do one of your chores for you. 

ESFJ: Try to organize a party at YOUR house, probably without you knowing until the day of. 

ISFJ: Somehow get you to go hiking/backpacking with them. 

ENFJ: Tell you about they’re feelings in passing, but only in vague and cryptic words until you ask the right questions. 

INFJ: Tell you they’re up for social interaction or going to a party, but immediately regret it the moment you get there.

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Female Zodiac Signs As Girls I’ve Met

Aries♈: independent & dependent at the same time, confident, popular, has the best hair I’ve ever seen, can be really moody at times, cares a lot about her friends, isn’t sporty, but still looks very athletic, a bit selfish but will defend anyone who she believes is worth defending and protecting

Taurus♉: mom of the group, somehow she always has snacks in her backpack, wears headphones everywhere, seeks a love relationship, stalker when in love, very good at cooking, marriage material, incredibly stubborn, strong af, loyal

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how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

Experiences with each type.

ENTJ: 

Very low chance they’re wrong.  

Questions to show you your faults. 

Cares but definitely doesn’t always show. 

Stay off their bad side.

“Do it yourself, whether you know how or not.“ 

ENFJ:

Crazy but funny imagination.

Feels they need to tell the world. 

May use experience to outweigh yours.

Usually too much to handle.

Can be a little unreasonable.

ENFP: 

Cutest people you will ever meet. 

Good to talk about values with.

Or talk about anything in general. 

A lot of morals; offended when challenged. 

“WHY AM I SO PRONE TO PAIN.“ 

ENTP:

Really funny.

Also too much to handle.

Tries to prove you wrong. If not, they’ll pretend.

Please think about your actions, my gosh.

You know what respect is, right?

ESTP: 

"Ding dong, you’re wrong.”

How do they do the pressure thing.

And how can one be so messy?? 

Still pretty cool.

A little intimidating though. 

ESFP:

Not compatible with me.

Is kind of mean to others.

But admirable of their extrovert. 

u n r e a s o n a b l e ? 

Definitely a hugger.

ESFJ:

Really big goals. 

Always checking on you… depends though… 

Very open.

Not what you’d expect sometimes. 

Probably needs to chill. 

ESTJ:

“Are you challenging me?" 

Not very aware of a good time.

Like, the right time to talk.

And will keep going on, no matter what. 

But pretty good with life experience.

ISTJ:

Oh boy, the sarcasm.

Most intimidating, have to be cautious.

Good listeners though.

Really doesn’t like when people are late.

Can be pretty funny. They try. 

ISFJ:

Please don’t cross their morals.

It won’t turn out good for you. 

But still really funny. 

And also sarcastic.

Extremely reliable.

ISFP:

Really cares about you.

Even though they like to pretend they don’t.

Can be childish. It’s pretty funny.

Will seem quiet, but will roast you.

Either unsure or too sure.

ISTP:

God bless common interest.

Would love to talk to you about that. 

But can be pretty lazy.

Says something mean and may feel bad. 

But is very blunt either way. 

INTP:

Most sensitive.

But will literally do anything to hide it.

Distracted by things that peak their intellect.

Pretty hard to please though. 

"Here’s 1,000,000 reasons why you’re wrong." 

INTJ:

How can one be so smart??

It’s the coolest thing.

Don’t get them mad though.

Always right… when it comes to information.

Maybe not when it comes to trusting people. (Underlying optimists)

INFP:

Best at understanding.

Deserves so much than they get.

A little too quick on giving up?

Secretly has a very weird mind.

Needs to fend for themselves though. 

INFJ:

Talk to them about their passion.

They will talk non-stop on just that.

If they fix something, don’t touch. 

Perfectionists.

And a walking paradox.

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Way to go, Oz!! :)

:3

The Signs at their Best / The Signs at their Worst

Aries at their best: Full of life, adventurous and with a bright light in their eyes - a light bright enough to make all darkness disappear. Challenging, caring and with a big smile on their face. Admiring all beauty they can see, their head filled with plans. Nothing could ever bring them down, nothing could come between them and whatever it is that they want.

Aries at their worst: Doubting themselves in a very destructive way. They think it's all their fault and that they can't make anyone truly happy. Reckless. Cannot be reached by anyone, no one knows what's going on inside their head. Harsh. Don't care if they hurt someone's feelings or not. Don't care at all.

Taurus at their best: Absolute sweethearts with a great wits. Their heart is only open wide for people they choose carefully because they know it's for their own good. They know what's good for them and they're confident because they know what they're capeable of. A true and fair winner. Caring, charming, funny, intelligent, affectionate.

Taurus at their worst: They seem cold and careless. They know how to use words when they want to cause pain with them and they do that. Doubting themselves, suddenly lost all their confidence. Can't really control their feelings and tend to explode. Not looking after themselves and their loved ones because they're busy being stuck in a bad mood but deep down they're very very sorry for it.

Gemini at their best: A head full of ideas, a chest full of life. Up to something great, smiling, laughing, telling jokes, telling the greatest stories. Caring, motivating and inspiring. Freedom-loving, passionate about life, creative. Helpful, knows how to cheer you up. They don't run out of energy, they keep going.

Gemini at their worst: There is no sparkle in their eyes. Their hands are cold and their look is empty. Everything bores them, bothers them or sucks the life out of their bones. They don't see or hear anything, they're lost in thoughts. Get mean easily, say things they don't mean. Hurt others on purpose but end up hurting themselves. Self-pitying, over-emotional or not showing any emotion.

Cancer at their best: Brave people of good heart. Kind and caring, spreading love and good vibes. They fight for what they want, they always have something to say. Generous, understanding, shining as bright as the sun. A smile that makes others smile. They are very strong and handle their emotions wisely. Not to be underestimated.

Cancer at their worst: Say or do things they regret immediately. Forget to take care of themselves. They don't talk to anyone, don't reply. They tend to put themselves under an enormous emotional pressure. May manipulate others or completely lock themselves away.

Leo at their best: The literal sun. They shine so bright even when they're not smiling. Their laugh echoes, everybody hears it. Very proud, ambitious, kind, fair and loving. Bring happiness wherever they go, bring light into the dark. Full of dreams and very intelligent. The one that makes a boring evening a perfect one. Protective and they have a great sense of humour.

Leo at their worst: Believing themselves to be not good enough, doubting themselves and suffering from it. Harsh and kind of cold. Their look is still powerful and you dare not to speak to them. They drift away, may get mean or change their mind really quick because they just don't know what they want and it frustrates them so much.

Virgo at their best: Really good at doing what they love to do. Happy to spend time with people they like, generous and gentle, wise, gives great advices. Takes hints, makes great surprises and knows how to comfort people. Full of life and they have a great wits. The one that keeps you grounded. Honest and fair.

Virgo at their worst: Causing pain or worries to others to release themselves from it. They may be manipulative and self-pitying, exaggerating and not really speaking up. They tend to make decisions they will regret later. They forget how clever they are or they doubt their skills and their intelligence and make themselves smaller than they are.

Libra at their best: A great supporter. Someone with an eye for beauty, a charming smile and an amazing aura. They are funny, full of ideas and spontaneous. Remember little things and can easily make others happy what they love to do. Very creative, honest and they have a wild soul.

Libra at their worst: Moody, not seeing themselves as the masterpiece they are. Letting everybody know how they feel. Cold and feeling incredibly bad about it. They just hide away from the world and won't let anything come close to them. In pain just because they see all the flaws in their lives although there may not even be some.

Scorpio at their best: Passionate, strong, strong-willed, skilled and loving. They are full of secrets which is why they can keep secrets like no one else. An entire universe for themselves. They don't care about limits but in a good way. They share their ideas and dreams and cheer others up.

Scorpio at their worst: Neglecting their friends, their family, their duties and themselves. Reckless and not saying much about it. Things that usually fascinate them do not fascinate them anymore and they feel like nothing could ever make them smile again. Everything they love starts seeming so irrelevant to them.

Sagittarius at their best: Funny, uplifting, full of life and good energy. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, they will dance to loud music whenever they feel like it. They are open minded and interested in things, prepared to stand up for what they believe in at any time.

Sagittarius at their worst: Feeling depressed and not able to explain it, express it or talk about it. Over emotional and hot tempered, about to explode although they don't always know why. About to yell at someone for little things although they don't want to. Tired of everything.

Capricorn at their best: A guardian angel. Always there when you need them, glad to help. Caring for themselves and really moving things. Know how to use words and what to say in any situation. Working on something great, motivating others, taking care of people.

Capricorn at their worst: Sarcastic and they just shut everything down. Maybe bitter over something, maybe making others upset, too. Seem to have given up. Not sure what to do or what to say. Doubting themselves deep down but not willing to admit it. Not showing any emotions.

Aquarius at their best: An actual source of energy. Always have the greatest plans and ideas, dislike boredom. They love communicating and meeting new people, seeing new places. Curious about life, wanting to explore the world. Lift others up with their presence only.

Aquarius at their worst: Complaining over everything and annoying others with it. They don't care about anything anymore, reckless. Do not care anymore and do their own thing even though it might not be good for them. Ignoring others and feeling empty deep down. Like they ran out of energy.

Pisces at their best: Supporting others, taking care of others but also of themselves. Very clever, know what to say, funny. Their fantasy knows no limits and they're very productive. Do art or listen to music. Make others smile and fascinate them. Playing their own little games. Inspired.

Pisces at their worst: Feeling incredibly sad because of how the world is. Manipulative and stubborn. Actually dangerous because you just can't tell what they're up to. Revengeful. They have no energy and feel powerless, underestimated and not treated how they think they should be treated.

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I’m fine with the vampire bit, but merchant? I’m already a cashier >.<

I’m a demon arcanist and I’m okay with that.

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Bears playing with a balloon.

So many memories..

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

I have a birthmark at the base of my left thumb that looks kinda like an angel. Ish.

reblog and put in the tags if you have any interesting and unique markings on your body