Sylphs: "Skiing, Making Snowmen, Having A Good Time*

Sylphs: "Skiing, making snowmen, having a good time*

Jake Coolice: *Shreds past them at 99 mph screeching*

Sylphs: "h o l y s h i t."

It will never be revealed what type of cryptid Jake Coolice is because Jake Coolice himself is the cryptid

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4 years ago

Please donate if you can!!

All Of Riot Rib’s Grills Were Ruined Last Night! If You Don’t Know Who They Are, They’ve Been Providing

All of Riot Rib’s grills were ruined last night! If you don’t know who they are, they’ve been providing free food for protesters and homeless people in Portland! The cops have been purposely targeting them over and over and over and they need support!

CashApp: $riotribs

Venmo: @riotribs

All Of Riot Rib’s Grills Were Ruined Last Night! If You Don’t Know Who They Are, They’ve Been Providing

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7 years ago

Friendly Reminder that Preston Garvey Deserves Better Than What He Is Given

4 years ago

self care is listening to halloween playlists in mid july


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4 years ago

Wow y'all enjoy fallout huh

Why Are They R A C I S T??

Why Are They R a c i s t??

4 years ago

ways to help protestors if you are unable to protest

everybody has to do their part. as a reference, this was posted on 1 june 2020. if any links are broken or direct to a place they should not, please feel free to add on with corrections. if there is new information with better knowledge, please feel free to share. thank you.

1. donate

do not donate to shaun king. he has repeatedly collected money to “support” black people, but no one knows where the money is.

BAIL FUNDS (ALPHABETICAL ORDER; NOT A COMPREHENSIVE LIST)

note: washington dc and new jersey have cashless bail systems.

bail fund google doc (also includes lawyers for protestors)

national bail fund network (directory of community bail funds)

community bail funds masterpost by @keplercryptids

resistance funds (google sheets; lists bail funds around the country)

nationwide bail funds (split a donation to the bail funds listed on the linked page with a single transaction)

atlanta bail fund

brooklyn bail fund

colorado freedom fund

columbus freedom fund

houston chapter of black lives matter

liberty fund (nyc based; focuses services on people from low-income communities)

los angeles freedom fund

louisville community fund

massachusetts bail fund

minnesota freedom fund (as of may 30, 2020, they are encouraging people to donate elsewhere since they have raised enough money; as of may 29, 2020, they do not have a venmo, as some fraudulent accounts have been claiming, source)

philadelphia bail out fund

richmond bail fund

MORE PLACES TO DONATE

note: more links are listed in the masterposts below.

northstar health collective (healthcare and medical aid for people on the front lines)

reclaim the block (aims to redistribute police funding to help the minneapolis community)

twin cities dsa (provides fresh groceries and hot meals to people in minneapolis)

2. educate yourself

it isn’t enough to sign petitions and reblog/retweet/etc. nonblack people, including people of color, owe it to black people to educate themselves and correct themselves and the people around them on anti-blackness.

note: more links are in the masterposts linked below.

resources and tools regarding racism and anti-blackness (google sheets compilation)

readings on society, racism, the prison system, etc. (twitter thread)

“where do we go after ferguson?” by michael eric dyson

official black lives matter website

3. give out supplies to protestors

people need supplies to protest safely, and even if they bring supplies with them, they can often run out. if you’re able, stock up and hand them out to people protesting. for more supplies to donate, see the “george floyd action” google docs link in section 5.

water bottles (dehydration and heatstroke are not things people should have to deal with alongside bastard cops. if the police in your area are particularly violent or known to use tear gas, get the ones with the sports cap/suction-thing/etc so people can use them as emergency eye-flushes.)

snacks (make sure to take into account that people have allergies of all sorts. foods will have a little label that says “may contain” and then list any potential allergens. write the allergens on the ziploc (or any container you use) in permanent marker, or better yet, write the snacks included in the pack.)

masks (don’t forget there’s still a pandemic going on. also it will aid in deterring facial recognition when the police try to track down protestors,  also part two, if the cops use tear gas, wearing a mask (with the combination of a scarf or bandana) will lessen the adverse effects. lessen, not stop.)

bandanas, scarves, etc. and goggles (ski goggles, swimming goggles, etc.) (see above for explanation on the scarves. same goes for the goggles. anti–tear gas and anti–facial recognition.)

clean shirts (for people who are heavily gassed. also helps deter recognition through clothing.)

wound care supplies (band-aids, packets of neosporin packets or a similar antibiotic, alcohol wipes, etc.; if you can, decant bactine into those little travel bottles.)

a sharpie or another type of marker (for writing bail numbers or emergency contacts on arms, hands, etc. it’s not enough to have your city’s bail fund number stored on your phone; the police won’t give it to you to look it up. give people a marker so they can write it down, preferably not washable so it isn’t easily removed.)

IMPORTANT: KNOWING FIRST AID

tear gas: if you’re hit, get out as fast and as soon as you can. take anyone you can with you. the longer you’re in the gas, the harder it will be for you to see, and it can irritate your airways, making it hard to breathe. if you’re hit, don’t run; it’ll only make things worse on your lungs. when you leave the area, take a cold shower. don’t use hot water (it will only reactivate the agent); don’t bathe (it will only spread the CS around). (source 1) (source 2) (cdc fact sheet on tear gas)

move them to a clean and ventilated area where it’s as safe as possible.

ask them if they’re wearing contact lenses. have them remove it. if they’re wearing glasses, rinse it with water.

solution of half liquid antacid, half water. spray from the inside going out, with the head tilted back and slightly towards the side being rinsed. if they say it’s okay, open the eye slightly while doing this. (source)

bullet wounds: the most important thing is to stop the bleeding. be sure to check for an exit wound and cover that as well. treat both wounds, but treat the worse one first.

stop the bleed (youtube video by uc san diego health)

first aid in active shooting scenarios

making a tourniquet (a commercial tourniquet is best, but improvised ones can work as well if done properly; the most important things to remember is that tourniquets are for limb injuries and are not meant for the head or torso and that they have to be very tightly wound on the injury.)

how to apply pressure dressings

miscellaneous

adult cpr tutorial (youtube video by cincinnati children’s; think of “staying alive” by the beegees or “uptown funk”)

4. be a source of information

be responsible with this. people’s lives are at stake. that being said, the media is a fucking joke and the best way to get accurate information in a grassroots rebellion is amongst ourselves. record everything, but if you are going to share any information at all, be sure to blur people’s faces.

signal (encrypted messenger app; messages delete after x amount of time): app store | google play

tool for scrubbing metadata from images and selectively blurring identifiable features

tech tips to protect yourself while protesting (by rey.nbows on tiktok, via vicent_efl on twitter)

cop spotting 101 (google docs)

know your rights (by personachuu on twitter)

NUMBERS TO CALL FOR ARRESTED PROTESTORS (ALPHABETICAL ORDER; SOURCES LINKED TO THE NUMBER)

remember to keep phones OFF unless absolutely necessary. cell phone towers, stingrays, location notifs can all be used to track you and other protestors. don’t fuck around. if your phone must be on, keep it on airplane mode as often as possible and only communicate using encrypted methods. no, snapchat doesn’t count. (a twitter thread on stingrays, for those interested)

lawyers assisting protestors pro-bono (by riyakatariax on twitter)

atlanta: 404-689-1519

chicago: 773-309-1198

minneapolis: 612-444-2654

5. miscellaneous links and links for protestors

masterpost of petitions to sign, numbers to call, places to donate, and more (carrd by dehyedration on twitter)

#blacklivesmatter (google docs by ambivaIcnt on twitter; includes information on relevant events, other masterposts, lists of petitions and donation links, how to protest safely and protests to go to, and more)

george floyd action (google docs; includes information on apps to download, supplies to buy and donate, places to donate to, protest safety, resources on unlearning racial bias, and more)

how to get out of ziptie “handcuffs” (by finnianj on tiktok, via katzerax on twitter)

how can i help? by @abbiheartstaylor

how to make a signal-blocking cell phone pouch

tips for protestors by @aurora00boredealis

twitter thread for protestors (by vantaemuseum on twitter)

also, if you’re protesting, change your passcode. make it at least 11 characters long and don’t use facial/thumb recognition.


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6 years ago

Avengers 4 (IW Spoilers)

We open where we left off, as thanos says that it cost him everything. Then, a figure appears through the fog. Bucky, then the peters, doctor strange and the other heroes. They run up to thanos and beat the shit out of him while the child gamora cheers them on. 😂


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4 years ago

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

5 years ago

ScrrreeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEE-oh nvm it's just a bug

If grunge are supposed to be like frog people wouldn't they screech like those loud froggos?

DM: “what languages do you know?”

Player: “Common and frog scream”

5 years ago

Indrid uses the hot nog to cope

Something I’ve always liked about Amnesty is how each of the Sylphs copes with being exiled in a different way and each embraces Earth Culture differently. It’s so cute??

Take Dani for example. She’s found so much joy and beauty in the natural elements of Kepler. She loves seeing the cycle of how plants grow every year and what new animals she can find hiding under decaying logs. It’s so beautiful to her, in a way that’s completely different than Sylvain’s landscapes. But Sylvain is beautiful too, and she’s one of the very few people who can compare and contrast the two. She uses art to show people the beauty in both! Art is something she can pour herself into when she’s sad and she can draw home when she’s homesick.

Jake, on the other hand, is all for the social aspects of the new planet. He wants to make as many friends as possible and learn as much as he can from them. He picks up quirks and phrases from them, which he thinks is really cool! Even when it’s not actually that cool because the slang he’s using is a couple decades old at this point. He’s learning how to be as human as possible in either a conscious act or subconscious act to leave his old culture behind. (maybe this is the reason we still don’t know what his Sylph form is??? hmm)

Barclay has cooking. He probably didn’t even cook that much on Sylvain but something drew him to Earth foods. He loves to cook, with or without the “ironic” bigfoot novelty apron. It gives him a sense of home on a planet where he feels like he doesn’t belong, and he loves to pass a similar feeling on to the other residents in the lodge. Giving the exiled a safe place to eat, sleep, and live is really important to him, especially since he didn’t have that when he first came to Earth. He only wishes for other exiles to have a smoother transition into life on Earth than he did.

Moira,,, We don’t know much about Moria other than she loves music. She plays the piano and probably has found great interest in Earth music. When she plays in the lobby of the lodge it seems like she’s only playing for herself and we don’t see much of her. She probably copes with being exiled by hiding herself away. :(

Indrid… fucking exists I guess.

5 years ago

This has the sensation of being hit with a rickroll, you know I had to do it to em, and updog all at once and it hits you like a train

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.


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