Can We Do Dracula Daily But Like Via Mail?

no because imagine having to sit through byron scream singing in albanian

girl (or boy) help, my raging bisexuality is raging.

I’d still know you/ Not being shown you/ I only need the working of my hands???????

for someone who claims to know an awful lot about greek mythology figures/relates to them, dorian gray sure does not seem to grasp the significance of hubris and its fatal consequences.

Ron stupefying Peter Pettigrew with a Red Vine will never not be funny.

hozier and killing the light

i’ll never be normal about the fact that gang of youths wrote a song titled achilles come down and added spoken lines from albert camus’ the myth of sisyphus about rage, grief and hopelessness that perfectly apply to achilles’ story. how dare they?

“I forgive you” “don’t bother” and “I love you” “it’ll pass” forever ruined me.

Thinking about that time Charles Boyle referred to The Godfather as “the Diane Keaton movie”

I am a Victor Frankenstein type of procrastinator