Rocking A New Record Of SIX Mental Health Issues Teaming Up Against Me At Once. Everyone Welcome The

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

i read somewhere that moles are marks from kisses from a lover in your past life and ithink its really cute how i have a mole on my ring finger :)

me: if you let the dogs go in without their leashes, they're gonna run away

my mom: no they won't

a dog: *tries to run away*

my mom: i cant believe this happened

me, physically shaking: don't make another divorcee, don't make another divorcee

the hind mind, chronic divorce trope lover: but they always wanted children together and split amicably because love doesn't always mean devotion

one of my favorite subgenres of fan content is transing a guys gender just to make them share your period. peak comedy in my opinion

just applied to my first actual job ever and a bitch is STRESSING. like- realistically i know that hey won't respond right away and might not respond at all because i literally have no resume, but another part of me is losing its shit. i really want to have a job at this point but at the same time i'm terrified because that means i'm an actual adult and work a literal 9-5. spooky

me, writing: how many vowels can i add before this sound ends up summoning something

im taking tests and i forgot theres a skylight and thought i was actively passing out because the light pulsed lol

also btw peter cheats on mary jane so much in this show its actually one of my stats

i decided i'm doing my final project in my English class on the 1994 Spider-Man show seasons 1-4 (because 5 looks like a nightmare rn) and oh my god i just made stat docs for citing and all that and what the fuck i know the show is chaotic but also there's so much happening