The17thstan22 - TannerxDylan

Tanner enjoyed a cold plunge in a lake on his recent trip to Canada.

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

Happy birthday Tanner

22 years old and *still* not being milked of all his cream on all-fours in some dude’s barn, ugh

Ill give it to him, this is not horrible compared to his previous attempt when he got a chubby face. But we all fell in love with him when he was skinny so I won’t see how that was ever a problem.

Might need to order a box of donuts if Tanner wins

Got any new ideas for market research?

Kind of unusual to find old pictures of Dylan that are from somewhere other than my old blog.

Tanner still can’t flip since he broke his ankle months ago but some things are looking up.

If only he'd realised his meal had been laced with a mild sedative to prevent him putting up too much of a fight when some local men came to drag him from his hotel, chain him up in their private "milk den", and endlessly pump all the thick fresh cream from his balls into jars...

confession: I cry everyday because of Theo Raeken and his miserable life. My favourite character ever!!

credits to every person who wrote these tweets!!