The best third wheel in most if not all friend groups, 19, she/her
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
im cold
shiro
[accidentally spills hot sauce in his water]
[drinks water anyway]
shiro [with tears in his eyes] : why do my attempts to die always come back to bite me in the ass?
keith
[enters his name for a sports competition due to peer pressure]
[ gets directly selected as the new team captain after the try outs]
keith [ panicking ]: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN- I'M TO YOUNG TO LOOK AFTER 12 KIDS-
lance
[jokingly proposes to crush]
[crush can't tell it was a joke and asks him out ]
lance (blushing) : how dare he pull the fucking uno reverse on me.
allura
allura (innocently) : i don't see why people are so intimidated by me.
also allura just a few minutes later : [ karate kid-s a boy into the floor for cat calling her friend]
pidge
[during an all nighter before exams]
[opens instant coffee packet to make another cup for themselves]
[take a spoon and directly eats the coffee instead of putting it into the coffee maker]
pigde [in demonic voice with tears in their eyes] : i don't regret shit. i can feel the coffee in my veins. my blood is better than any latte.
hunk
[ on a road trip ]
[ the driver starts to drive too fast]
hunk : [immediately throws up in the car with no warning]
hunk: oh.
coran
[ cracks egg on a pan and starts making scrambled eggs ]
[ adds in pineapples half way through]
coran : guys, just trust me, this will taste like heaven. you'll thank me later.
matt (bonus!!)
matt : [sees a meme man graffiti on the wall]
matt : [kneels in front of it]
matt : [begins to cry]
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
More than anything
•A compliment
•A story
•Why you follow me
•A cute message
•One thing you want to tell me
•One thing you want to know about me
HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Transgender people
Homosexual people
Bisexual people
Genderfluid people
Asexual people
Pansexual people
Autosexual people
Demisexual people
Bigender people
Agender people
Polysexual people
Straight people
Cisgender people
Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community
ANYONE
This has a bit too many likes for my personal preference...
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
everyone please read this and share if you can.
Brazil is going through one of the worst climatic crisis ever seen.
i live in the southernmost state, Rio Grande do Sul. we have been suffering from extreme, nonstop rainstorms for a week now. the rivers are flooding, reaching 4-6 meters above their natural level. people are being rescued by helicopters, neighborhoods are being evacuated. entire cities are slowly but surely becoming submerged in water. 60 people missing and counting. 32 deaths and counting.
and this is not new. last november also had a flood like this one. 50 dead, many material losses. it happened again this january, with thousands being left without power or water for days.
three catastrophical disasters within less than a year. three disasters only a few months apart.
this is not natural.
unsustainable agricultural practices and politics led to this. a complete disregard for nature led to this. greed led to this. always greed.
when it comes to the climate crisis, i cannot stress this enough: we need to act now if we still want to live. disasters like this are going to happen more often and they're going to be much, much worse. this flood is being considered the worst climatic catastrophe in the history of my state. i don't know how long it will take for another bigger one to happen and take its place. i just know it will be sooner than it should.
links to donate (if you can't donate, sharing already helps a lot):
link for non-brazilians (paybox)
link for brazilians
pix assufrgs
will update more links later. in the meantime, pray for us.
Honest mistake
I'm not a Sophie Foster apologist. I have nothing to apologize for she's great.
Can you do something for me, please?
I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship.
Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another.
Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER COME ACROSS MY DASH 1,000,000/10
You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
Hello
Don't worry, our bank accounts are well aware of that.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
WAIT STOP. This little detail about Gaara stopping the sand in the hour glass is fucking hilarious when applied to any other situation. He and the fam are playing Pictionary and the other team keeps commenting on how it JUST FEELS like gaaras team is getting more time to guess, but they cannot for the life of them figure out why. Finally it clicks and Temaris like “you absolute fucking knob, you’ve been manipulating the sand in the timer.” And Gaaras just sitting there, legs crossed, completely smooth faced. “Prove it”. All hell breaks loose in the Nara household that night.
Why would you eat children? they have more bones which means more work to eat around and more evidence.
i'm so hungry I could eat a small child
❤️🧡🤍🩷 HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK ❤️🧡🤍🩷
OFFICIAL WEDDING GUEST LIST/ROLES
getting married: @the-official-italy & @france-unofficial
wedding planner: @100percent-shell-oil
ringbearer: moxxie
bridesmaid(s):
groom(s):
flower person:
the one that falls into the cake:
absolutely killing it with random dance moves: @quebec-official
why am i here again-? :
only came for the free food:
catches the flowers:
dj:
makes a speech and throws a pie at newly weds (only to hit the most important guest in the face):
important guest:
runs after the little kids(s) with a shrek costume:
little kid(s): @the-principality-of-sealand
wedding crasher:
steals food and wedding decorations:
other roles to be added.
current guest list:
@totally-italy @totally-france @the-geggvolution-continues
damn I guess I’m a feral smartass
Signs and their months on an alignment chart
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
buttersippies time
Attention Hazbin Hotel enjoyers!
I got something angsty in progress for y’all and maybe a fanfiction to come in the future.
*rubs hands together evilly*
I will leave you with one quote that will be included in the final product:
“Why won’t you just fucking listen to me, LUCIFER?!”
Until I finish, feel free to view the work in progress below that I also posted on my TikTok: